Oscar Wildcat 
He is, in fact, the King of the Internet.
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chumbucket
Lots of eye-poking out potential.
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Raggamuffin
To answer your tag question, I remember in, I think it was the "zombie killer knife" presentation, he addresses the camera operator as "Mom."
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Hooker
Is it harder for fat people to pronounce words? I know fat people whose pronounciation is fine, but there seems to be a distinct type of slurring words that's unique to fat people.
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Jet Bin Fever
Behold! The floppy duct tape staff of slashination!
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NewHeavenSalesman
It's actually pretty effective, since you'll be laughing too hard too dodge MACHETE DRAGON's eventually lethal blows.
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Caminante Nocturno You laugh, but if you let him hit you enough times, he might develop enough muscle tone to break skin with that thing.
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craptacular
this is the scariest thing i've ever seen!
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fatatty
Stand back or I'll shoot this plastic dragon with my crossbow!
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Caminante Nocturno
I could hardly make out any of what he was saying, but I heard the words "Cold Steel" just fine.
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theSnake
I could make a better one but theres no way I'm taking my plastic dragons out of their boxes and ruining their mint rating.
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Squeamish
I can just imagine his mom thinking "Oh well, at least it gets him out in the open air. And it's kind of like exercise, right?"
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Pompoulus
I am starting to really like this kid. He's committed.
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freedoom
thanks to this i no longer feel nerdy or fat any more.
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deadpan
FATSWORDSMAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
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zerobackup
Homestar Runner is a lot scarier in real life...
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heyitslozeau
needs to have a 4chan tag.
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Simillion
At least he thanks "psychic pebbles." Credit where credit's due.
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