Most I think I'll ever laugh at a dead dog.
People are broken.
Oh man, best use of a slow-zoom I've seen in years.
|Binro the Heretic |
When I was a kid, they used to have this great show called "Real People". Each week, a group of interviewers would each go out with a film crew and interview real people who were odd, quirky, talented or had somewhat offbeat jobs. These people got fifteen minutes of fame and the viewers got an entertaining little glimpse into their lives.
Nowadays they stretch that shit out to hour-long episodes that run for three or more seasons.
MacGyver Style Bomb
Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if this was already optioned.
I mistook American Stuffers for American Perverts
McJobs: Life in the Fast Food Lane, only on TLC
That would actually be an intellectual step up for TLC.
|The Mothership |
PINK DOGGY TOENAILS!!!!!!!
what the fucking fuck!!!!!
|The Townleybomb |
If you name your kid "Stormy" there is better than a 50/50 chance that she's going to wind up getting worked up over a stuffed chihuahua with pink toenails at some point in her life.
1:40 she has the same dead eyes as the dog.
Some folks'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folks'll...
I like this show because they all but show the fact that the lead taxidermist is fucking the skanky college intern that works there, since his wife and kids are carbon copies of Joyce and her sons from Tom Goes to the Mayor.
My two favorite parts are (a) that they keep prankin' the college intern with spiders and (b) how the college intern's mom has chickens named after every castmember of Jersey Shore.
I've seen this show on in the on screen guide before. I figured it was another "Hoarders" type show.
I never even considered there would be an entire show about this...
|Jet Bin Fever |
This is the most unhealthy way to grieve possible. Even eating the damn thing would've been a healthier way.
|Dirty Sanchez |
The way her mascara makes her eyes look completely dark and lifeless like the dog's.
Holy shit. People are so broken.
|Oscar Wildcat |
The guy should make arrangements to stuff her when she dies. Then he could pose them together by the fireplace.
Decades of television programming evolution has led us to this.
|American Standard |
Oh JESUS she hugged it and she kissed it.
|Hegemony Cricket |
man I miss her so much
i miss her smile
i miss her laugh
man, it all hurts the same
"Her little face looks just like her and her ears when she was--we she'd sit on the bed and look at me."
"Well, that's a good thing."
nothing's changed round here
Winner of "Best Exploitation of Syngeristic Cross-Promusical Tragitunity" 2012 Cynical Story Editor Awards
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