SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-04-14 You could take bets on what color the flames would be, assuming the stuff she's plastered herself with doesn't immediately make passerby think you've started a tire fire.
retrocious - 2012-04-14 I don't know, he did a lot better than most other fifty year old men dressing up as dolls
Tripitaka - 2012-04-14 Someone needs to sit her down and explain the thin line between coquettish sex object and the uncanny valley.
Tripitaka - 2012-04-14 Also, I keep freaking myself out imagining the texture of her skin with all that moisturizer and shellac: greasy, clammy, gunky. Blegh.
The Townleybomb - 2012-04-14 Uh, what makes you think she doesn't know already? She just wants to be on a different side of it than you do.
RocketBlender - 2012-04-14 I was going to make a realdoll joke, but you beat me to it in the tags.