SteamPoweredKleenex You could take bets on what color the flames would be, assuming the stuff she's plastered herself with doesn't immediately make passerby think you've started a tire fire.
retrocious I don't know, he did a lot better than most other fifty year old men dressing up as dolls
Tripitaka Someone needs to sit her down and explain the thin line between coquettish sex object and the uncanny valley.
Tripitaka Also, I keep freaking myself out imagining the texture of her skin with all that moisturizer and shellac: greasy, clammy, gunky. Blegh.
The Townleybomb Uh, what makes you think she doesn't know already? She just wants to be on a different side of it than you do.
RocketBlender I was going to make a realdoll joke, but you beat me to it in the tags.
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