Billy the Poet These people are huge assholes. "FTSU" was a pretend band from Pennsylvania in the 90s.
spikestoyiu Are you talking about FSU? If so, they were really more of a "gang" (and by that I mean they beat a lot of people up for no good reason) than a band.
Billy the Poet No, in the Pennsylvania/DC area, there was a band that didn't exist called "FTSU." It was meant to parody dumb youth crew/gang bullshit. You put it on the flyer for your fire hall punk show, and then made an elaborate excuse for why they didn't show. (FTSU joined the Green Berets to hunt Osama Bin Laden, FTSU was arrested by the Canadian border patrol for anti-syrup agitation, etc.)
STABFACE Magnesium, you're doing some good work on the MRA beat. There is so much crazy there.
big pincers this abortion caused me look up the crazy dude who set himself on fire on the steps of a courthouse because CHILD SUPPORT that they mentioned. I liked how they passionately avowed that his death would not be in vain.