Unrealistic. Everyone knows Hitler only had one nut.
Sigdrifa, I hope your English never gets better, because it's perfect like this.
Awaiting the Sig and Cena clash.
ohh sure OldScratch, but first you have to sign in, I got a couple os stalkers here ... that's pretty exciting .... owww
Aelric you are right baby, english as 4th language drives me crazy .... at least you gonna have lots of fun with my comments, huh ?
I'm starting a kickstarter project. I figure by the time I've raised $500 there will be enough Sigdrifa comments to turn into shirts and I can make a good profit.
what a brilliant idea ! I wish to be so smart and clever as you guys ! that makes me think I would probably be now in Seychelles Islands having a warm sea bath instead of wasting my time here in poe TV ... well, I'm getting my patent we'll get along baby
While I feel like a buzzkill, I'm noting that Hitler didn't actually have one testicle, it's an urban legend. Mao actually did though.
come on now son, i could snipe the balls off a hitler at 500 yards
Having your undercarriage shot from underneath you would hurt, and would surely be fatal untreated, but an instant death? Really?
Also, he went down like a footballer (or soccer player if that's the way you roll.)
Once you realize what was hit there's nothing to do but lie down and give up.
This is the most American thing I've ever seen.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I liked Robbaz's video of this better, if only for his commentary.
|The Mothership |
My god, does it do that slo-mo trajectory for every kill shot? If I were 14 years old this would be the bestest game ever.
That cutscene was dumb; just let the character model bite it like the rest of the enemies.
We must put an end to the bloodshed. We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
1:06 - The moment idiot boy decided it wasn't worth living without his balls, falling to the ground like a sack of facist spuds.
The x-ray hitler-balls was the seed from which the rest of the game was developed in my mind. Without it you might as well play a WW2 CoD.
Note to games designers: EVERY game needs a xray balls system.
|Robin Kestrel |
The cut-scene after this shows that the bullet continued on, striking the abdomen of a young girl many yards away.
The girl survived, but gave birth to a son 9 months later while still maintaining that she was a virgin.
And that baby grew up to be... CALVIN KLEIN!
Now you know the rest of the story.
Five stars of evil for making me briefly sympathize with Der Fuhrer.
Until now, I never knew the swastika was a UTF-8 symbol.
I just realised - if the bullet also hit his old chap, we'd have some wonderful username/topic synergy.
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