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Desc:The whole thing. Get ready to blank, you blanking blanker's blank!
Category:Classic Movies, Horror
Tags:David Lynch, Dennis Hopper, Laura Dern, isabella rosellini, Kyle McLachlen
Submitted:John Holmes Motherfucker
Date:06/24/12
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Comment count is 26
The Mothership
Can't not 5 star this.
Merzbau
I really can't recommend watching this on Youtube in good conscience, but I can't not five-star it either.
cognitivedissonance
I'd watch it on a postage stamp, if such a thing were possible.

Adham Nu'man
Yeah, fuck watching this on youtube, 5 stars!
WHO WANTS DESSERT
Here's to your fuck.

John Holmes Motherfucker
The first videocassette I ever bought, before I even had a VCR. It came inexplicably wrapped up with "The Boy who could Fly, which, for good or ill, I never watched.

One thing I realized watching it this morning, was that, when I first saw "Blue Velvet" 25 years ago, the most familiar actor was Hope Lange, who played Sandy's mother and who had starred in yet another ridiculous supernatural sitcom in the late sixties.

http://youtu.be/fSdCDw6245k

I had seen Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider, but this guy looked nothing like that guy. I had never seen Kyle McLachlen, Laura Dern, Isabella Rosselini, all completely familiar to me now. Roger Ebert reports feeling sympathy for the actors in Blue Velvet, an odd reaction under any circumstances, but all the more so because this film apparently jump started a lot of careers.

Even at full screen, I honestly think that it looks better on YouTube than that VHS cassette I bought all those years ago. One of the most unforgettable moments from my first viewing, that amazing shot of Laura Dern emerging from darkness, (beginning at around 11:40) never really worked for me on the small screen before, no contrast. I've already downloaded an mp4 version using the Download helper plugin for firefox, and I expect that will look better still.

John Holmes Motherfucker
"Here's to your fuck", was a standard toast among my film geek friends in the 90s. Ironic, because, of course, none of us was getting a whole lot of fuck.

cognitivedissonance
"PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!" was ours.

Adham Nu'man
I like your old-timer reminiscings, John, here's to your fuck.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Thanks, Dude. Please accept this love letter... straight from my heart!

chairsforcheap
this is hard to watch because I have trouble stomaching the non stop brilliance... there seems to be a lot more than when i watched it as a teen
theraygunwing
If youíre playing the movie on your youtube, you will never in a trillion years experience the film. Youíll think you have experienced it, but youíll be cheated. Itís such a sadness that you think youíve seen a film on your fucking youtube. Get real.
1394
One thing I can't fucking stand is warm beer, it makes me fucking puke!
memedumpster
It's hard to masturbate to this movie on YouTube, it doesn't have the same feel as the back room VHS... never mind.
MrBuddy
I was afraid you were going to say theater.

StanleyPain
David Lynch would be very upset people were watching this on a computer screen.
MacGyver Style Bomb
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Innocent Bystander
Baby wants to fuck.
John Holmes Motherfucker
GET READY TO FUCK, YOU FUCKING FUCKER'S FUCK!!!

Somewhere along the line, someone must have turned this into a drinking game.

Jet Bin Fever
Baby wants to fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Nikon
This is a great film.
John Holmes Motherfucker
For anyone, who doesn't know, let me repeat:

The Download Helper Application for Firefox:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/video-downloadh elper/

Unless you've got your own DVD or blueray or whatever, I recommend downloading your own mp4 file, just in case someone files a copyright claim against this. When I play my mp4 on my computer with LED monitor, fullscreen, it's better than my old VHS tape played on my TV. The sound is especially good. It's also wide-screen.
John Holmes Motherfucker
uh, that is

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/video-downloadh elper/

BHWW
You receive a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever!
Oktay
So like, I'm atching this on a small screen and stuff.

There. Now that my comment is perfect, I can finally read other comments.

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