|kingarthur - 2012-07-29 |
What. The. Fuck.
|Maru - 2012-07-29 |
Needs white people tag.
Yeah, good call. I can't laugh at something unless its racist.
I knew I should've checked and made sure there were no white people online.
No it's cool. Don't talk about any of the funny things in this video. Just make lazy jokes about stuff that isn't there.
My heart goes out to your husband.
All staircase and no wit.
|Pope Caius - 2012-07-29 |
So I paid a visit to the YouTube channel and just cracked up laughing at some of the thumbnails.
And I put another one into the hopper, in which she sings "If You've Got It, Flaunt It" from The Producers. Her dad plays Leo Bloom.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2012-07-29 |
Shades of Alisa's Cosplay.
|Quad9Damage - 2012-07-29 |
When POE Red was still active, it was during the heyday of child model sites that one of the posters commented the models were doing a 'Jessica Rabbit routine' for their perv subscribers.
Today, we have taken creepy a step further: a teenage girl doing an actual Jessica Rabbit routine. For her father.
If it were at a Purity Ball, it would be perfectly horrifying. As it is now, I still can't watch more that a few seconds.
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2012-07-29 |
I got 31 seconds b4 the creep got to me!
|takewithfood - 2012-07-29 |
This purity ball thing is getting out of hand.
A purity ball (also known as a father-daughter purity ball or purity wedding) is a formal ball dance event attended by fathers and their daughters. Purity balls promote virginity until marriage for teenage girls, and are almost exclusively associated with Evangelical Christian churches in the United States. Typically, daughters who attend make a virginity pledge; a pledge to remain sexually abstinent until marriage. Fathers who attend pledge to protect what they view as their young daughters' "purity of mind, body, and soul." Proponents of these events contend that they encourage close and deeply affectionate, but chaste, relationships between fathers and daughters, thereby avoiding the fornication that allegedly results when young women seek love through relationships with young men of their own age.
Riiight. That's not creepy at all.
"Purity Ball" sounds like some kind of roofie, the maker of which claims your victim won't even know they're not a virgin anymore.
And that concept is LESS creeptastic than the actual one.
|klingerbgoode - 2012-07-29 |
the description seems pretty fetishy. i bet dad wrote it.
"This shocking talent comes through Fiona's tiny body with tremendous power and clarity."
"Fiona's tiny body"? Really? He could have said "... comes through Fiona's moist, inviting lips and tight but yielding throat" and sounded less pervish.
So how old is she anyway? Lots of YouTube comments calling her sexy.
If Youtube commenters are interested she must be 15 tops.
|NewHeavenSalesman - 2012-07-29 |
nobody's gonna mention the sarah palin "tea party dollar" in the glass? This is actually a purity ball relationship, isn't it? Jesus christ.
|Binro the Heretic - 2012-07-29 |
I won't watch this. The preload image alone makes me want brain bleach.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-07-29 |
He must be so proud of his littler girl!
The sheer amount of shame that he wipes up and systemically flushes down the toilet every time he gets an afternoon to himself is a testament to this.
|The Mothership - 2012-07-29 |
this is just all kinds of terrible.
|kennydra - 2012-07-29 |
I can't even bring myself to watch this.
|TimidAres - 2012-07-29 |
Cannot watch, the preload image has provided me with all the evil and creep I can handle for one day.
Today, I learned what a purity ball is.
There really isn't a nice way to learn about purity balls.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2012-07-29 |
Daddy says I'm the best French kisser.
That was a young Jane Krakowski (Jenna from "30 Rock").
|citrusmirakel - 2012-07-29 |
I've spend the morning looking at her other videos. They are also horrible.
|Pope Caius - 2012-07-29 |
Hate to comment on this for a third time but a quick Google search led me to this: http://dadsanddots.tumblr.com/
"Connecting the Dots...
for that special relationship between fathers and daughters
Fiona and Craig share 16 steps to a beautiful connectivity"
Ohh lordy, he was a child actor who played a bit role in a Star Trek episode, then got too old by '77. Not a good sign for this man's mental well-being.
Here's his wikipedia page:
It says he did synthesizer arrangements for "City of Angels." For that alone, he deserves some kind of incarceration.
Wow, if that isn't a Wiki profile written by it's own subject, I don't know what is.
Rodents of Unusual Size
I could not agree with you guys more.
He looks like he could be Kevin Spacey's younger pedo brother.
|subduralhematoma - 2012-07-29 |
i'm not entirely convinced on the purity ball connection. Her dad is just a helicopter parent trying desperately to push his untalented daughter into super stardom. Getting her all whored up is just business, baby.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Yep. It seems to me that a tea party connection is less likely to suggest a purity ball than a dedicated entrepreneur.
I don't think this is creepy. Intuitively, it seems to me that if something incestuous was lurking in the father-daughter relationship, Daddy wouldn't be broadcasting it on youtube. Of course, POE's puritanical reaction to something like this is as predictable as gravity. I MEAN LOOK AT HER! SHE'S SHOWING HER LEGS! WHORE! WHOREMONGER!
Assuming that Daddy Rabbit isn't fucking Jessica (which, I maintain, is what Occam's razor suggests), an involved parent is, by default, a good thing. People love to post shit like "what is her father thinking?" while their own kids are sitting on the sofa watching Comedy Central and eating Triscuits with Easy Cheese and Sunny D. The kid in the "Booty Pop" video probably doesn't know what he's singing about (I sure don't!) but he's not watching TV. He's doing stuff. Doing stuff is good.
There could be some weird issues going on in this family. Like in my family. And probably yours, too. But they're probably a lot more complex and less cliched than all our innuendo would suggest.
I think he should be pushing her toward... classier material. But that's just me.
"Booty popping" means butt-wiggling of the form featured so prominently in that video. And that six-year-old has the mutant ability to make their butts do exactly that.
Thing about the current video is, would you choose to have your daughter sing a seductive song to you while she's dressed seductively, then film it and post it online? It is such a poor choice, you have to wonder how neither father nor daughter objected to it.
There's no evidence of them actually attending purity balls, but that's the vibe I get from them.
the dad is probably not banging the daughter, but more than likely just trying to grab fame second hand in the most hamfisted way possible (see horribly designed tumblr, twitter account with 50 followers). But that doesn't remove the gross creepiness from this video.
it's like how a (purely hypothetical) 50-year-old dude might not actually want to fuck a random dopey teenage girl or aging sitcom star he voraciously defends from perceived bullies on the internet, but it's still really weird regardless of the carnal attentions paid
John Holmes Motherfucker
>>it's like how a (purely hypothetical) 50-year-old dude might not actually want to fuck a random dopey teenage girl or aging sitcom star he voraciously defends from perceived bullies on the internet, but it's still really weird regardless of the carnal attentions paid.
And to take a perverse pleasure in whatever horrible thing you think is going on here. What is that? Normal? Healthy?
WHAT you're bringing up the boxxy thing again? What a fresh and unexpected argument! Like I said, you're predictable as gravity. Actually, to be honest, it was a little more subtle than the usual generic boxxybaiting that always comes up when I try to kill your nasty buzz.
One thing's for sure, I'm not willing to invest a lot of energy in defending Baby Jessica and her pop. As distasteful as I find the usual sanctimonipalooza, I'm not at confident that this is anything I can get behind. I have no idea what this is about.
But I know what YOU'RE about. Oh yes I do.
|CornOnTheCabre - 2012-07-29 |
clear the room. burn the bodies.
|Old_Zircon - 2012-07-29 |
Through complete happenstance, I saw Ms. Teen Texas make an appearance near the Bluebell Ice Cream plant in Brenham about 6 years ago. Her father was the MC for the event. This video is almost as creepy.
|That guy - 2015-07-29 |
...this is what happens when we don't capture these videos on some sort of mirror or backup or whatever nerdspeak means that we copied it somewhere.
Her youtube channel is all built up differently now, and her scandalously creepy keepin'-it-in-the-family stuff is gone.
I know right? I'm late to this party and now I can't get disgusted by this crap.
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