Like the Chinese criticizing US' human rights record.
Is it wrong that I enjoyed this for non-ironic reasons?
*Katie Perry slips off car, knocks herself out on the ground*
"Daaymn she knocked herself out!"
"S'cause she's weak."
"If this were real life, they'd be behind the house smoking bath salts, and she'd be topping him off."
Alright that is a legitimately solid riff right there.
That and the thing about how no lawn guy would ever look like that were pretty good.
|Old People |
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
This was actually pretty funny, and very similar to the only other worthwhile thing ICP has ever done, namely their snarky shoot commentary from "Strangle-Mania", as well as from the JCW video releases.
Which one of them just discovered MST3K, do you think?
And how many hours of watching it in bewilderment did it take before one of them understood one of the jokes?
They were doing this to garbage wrestling videos back in the 90's before anyone knew who they were.
|Unmerciful Crushing Force |
Now THIS is a miracle.
|The Mothership |
"When I have my shirt off everything I do is in slow motion, too."
"That's because you're winded."
I would like to see more of these, please.
Stars for the laziest "whoop whoop" ever at the end.
They're getting old. Give them a break.
I think they're decent guys, everything else being equal. Like when they went on Tosh.0 and performed with that kid.
I haven't been able to hate ICP since I heard them go on Howard Stern around 2000. They seemed like genuinely pleasant guys who were fully in on the joke. The awfulness of their music just makes the whole thing kind of charming as far as I'm concerned, and I'd rather kids listen to ICP than Hannah Montana or LMFAO or Cradle Of Filth or some crap like that.
"Unpretentious" is the adjective that's missing up there.
Also I'm friends with the guy who sold them their Tempest machine and have met his friend who delivered it to them and both have nothing praise for them as people, the music notwithstanding.
Beevis & Butthead?
Shaggy 2 Dope has some serious Baby Huey mouth going on.
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