Approaching the Startreader, not the Enterprise, the Startreader.
Also, I want a gun that turns corpses into fully-dressed space hamburgers. That would be sweet, and just the thing for the zombie apocalypse.
|Killer Joe |
Hamburgers? The hell is he talking about hamburgers fo... Ah.
Those hamburgers look like they're made of brass. Say, isn't eating a hamburger you made out of some dead guy, cannibalism?
Nah. Someone obviously made a ray-gun out of a Star Trek food replicator. I mean, the redshirts eat entrees recycled from the ship's sewage vats all the time, so no biggie.
|Sanest Man Alive |
Jesus, that fucking title screen bled my ears.
So, who stuffed all these floaty space corpses with hamburgers and explosives? Was it the Torso-Roomba guarding the exit with its massive buzzer dildo?
bumpin beats though
|Caminante Nocturno |
This Cybergenic Ranger is fired.
RETRO GAMES ARE SO MUCH *BETTER* THAN TODAYS BULLSHIT!
Can't wait to discover "the secret".
|Juice Eggs McKenna |
PC can't scroll
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