And in other news obesity in children is on rise.
Maybe Desperate Housewives is actually real?
Blood pressure rising....
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Going to check the youtube page, where I will see comments blaming Obama.
I found 2!
"THEY ARE IMPORTING POLICE FROM OTHER COUNTRYS, AND THEY DONT GIVE A SHEAT ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION. The plan is destroy Americas image so much so that people startin haiting the Fridom that America represent, and fall into the NWO Bs!! Plan. Is this the same Police before the Brits took over America 30 something years ago. ? Wake the Fuck up!! How much are you going to take America? Look at your food, your water, your education system. Wake up!!"
Immediately followed by:
"braindead Amerikans now deploying E.German Snitch-on-your-neighbor parade of lunacy!
moron copkunt arrested a mom w/out ANY evidence, on hearsay alone?
Dying REPUBLIC's so deep in the shitter, there's no 'recovery': as pathetic as this may seem vs.WallSt.bankster kunts STEALING TRILLION+ via their puppet oBUSHma & GWB combined, w/GoldmanSUX of the world now regularly raiding their own customer's segregated accts, it's a microcosm of a macro pandemic of gvt & corporatist corruption!"
I love the internet.
My friend bought a beautiful house on a lake. His neighbors were a poor ass redneck family that came into a little money and bought the house with a subprime mortgage. They had like five kids, and they were outside constantly, loud and very obnoxious.
Its hilly there and driveways are very steep, like twenty to thirty degrees steep. One day my friend comes home from work to find the kids are riding office chairs down the neighborhood driveways. Clearly, this is really dangerous and extremely loud, so my friend goes to the redneck neighbor's house and knocks on the door to tell him that his kids are trying to get themselves killed.
Redneck neighbor's response? "Dems is outside kids." And shuts the door.
When I was 8 years old my father told me I could do anything I wanted outside, as long as I didn't ket killed or arrested.
This led to a spree of bizarre inventions and creations like:
The bottle rocket gun
smoke bomb gun (that actually lit and shot a cherry smoke bomb 2 feet via coiled spring,
a raft made of pine logs from a small tree I cut down with a hatchet in the back yard by myself when I was 10(which almost fell on my neighbor's roof).
Various tree forts and ground fortresses made of disposed worksite lumber constructed in vacant lots. All equipped with gunports, wooden swords, and escape tunnels for conflicts that never arose....
I could go on and on.
Actually that book is what got the dumb rafting idea into my head. After it was done it just sat in the garage until the carpenter ants came for it.
Later that same year I read Treasure Island and became obsessed with finding pirate gold. I pretty much forced my poor parents to take me to the St. Lucie County Historical Center and Mel Fisher Museum (which at the time was in a strip mall) every weekend. At the time, 1989-1990 the tours at the Mel Fisher Museum were given by Mel Fisher's daughter, and I had found out that they were still separating the huge chunks of silver coins they found from the Atocha wreck in the back of the building. So my final visit, after bugging the poor woman for weeks, she let me back there to mess with the pirate loot! So there in these kiddie pools were huge clumps of silver dubloons about the size of 351 Windsor engine blocks soaking in what I assume was acetone. I got to play with the separated coins and some gems, and after that I was cured of my pirate fever.
A few weeks later I read Johnny Tremain, then it was all 'Flintlocks and Tricorne hats'...
|Jet Bin Fever |
"And now... she wants justice." If only Don LaFontaine was still around to give that line the gravitas it deserves.
Oh no, what kind of anti-American monster would call the cops on kids riding gas powered weed wackers around their quiet cul-de-sac? This is America and we can be as loud as we want when there aren't homeowners associations and if you don't like it you can fuck off.
Point taken, but those scooters are electric.
Specifically this model:
Come on, theSnake. Noisy scooters or not, that woman who called the cops is almost certainly a cunt.
Noise = "Whatever, lady. There are hippies we need to roust."
Child Endangerment = "Fuck. Don't talk to the TV cameras until we get there, okay?"
|The Townleybomb |
I knew before I started the video that this was going to be someplace down South.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Here's how it went down:
Neighborhood Cunt calls cops on Mom as part of pattern of harassment over a tree that blocks her view or something equally trivial. Exasperated lady, who is also a cunt, mouths off at cunt of a police officer (this is, after all, Texas) and out come the cuffs. Lady is booked on ridiculous charges that are later dropped, because they are ridiculous.
Police making up bullshit charges on people who make their jobs harder?
You don't say!
Cul de sac. That's your problem right away. People that live in those things seem to think the neighborhood belongs to them just because the street ends with them.
How dare this happen to a rich white woman. NEWS!
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