Rodents of Unusual Size I watched this all the way through because I was looking for Joe Rogan podcasts but then this came up. It is such beautiful crazy. Also mentioned are thetans (called by another name) giants (they got tall from living in more than the third dimension) and Jesus was actually a celestial star baby because Mary and Joseph fucked in another dimension. All thanks to a magical disk under the Pyramids. Or something.
chumbucket The annoying sped up Fred voice sucks bad. Makes this so un-listenable. I'm impressed you got through it Rodents
kingarthur 16 seconds. 16 seconds before my first raised eyebrow. Powerful stuff. "rounded the curve on the equinox" is what got me.
Riskbreaker Not so well hidden if a random internet lunatic knows all about it.
StanleyPain "We don't know how the Egyptians built the pyramids, therefore my presuppositional theory is the answer."
That's the short version.
memedumpster I made it to the generic knockoff Invader Zim characters, ROUS, I feel your dedication was wasted on me. Here's five stars for your record, though I give them knowing they are nary a balm for your pain in having watched this.
Eroticus E Thoth isn't above a Homer Simpson impression every now and again.
Macho Nacho Better fairy tale conspiracy than the one about the aliens coming to earth and enslaving humans to mine gold.
Rodents of Unusual Size But it did make for a semi entertaining movie where they stole gold from Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig. Which brings me to my real conclusion. Ron Paul is an alien, hidden in our midst!