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The Mothership - 2012-11-04

We have such sights to show you!

Raggamuffin - 2012-11-04

SFW Fetish?

split tail - 2012-11-04

not if you work in a restaurant

Bort - 2012-11-05

Yeah, watching this, all I could imagine was a voice over a speaker instructing her: "Now expand the table. Now collapse it again. Now expand it ... collapse it ... expaaUUUUUGNHHH! Okay, you may go now."

memedumpster - 2012-11-04

I love you, guillotable!!!

Sanest Man Alive - 2012-11-04

Leaves are for chumps!

urbanelf - 2012-11-04

What brave new world that has such tables in'it!

godot - 2012-11-04

,000-,000, depending on options. There's a motorized remote control version. A DB Fletcher tech will fly from the UK to assemble your table upon delivery.

Old_Zircon - 2012-11-04

Why am I putting so much effort into learning luthiery when furniture that takes less work to build can easily sell for five times what I'd expect to get for a good solid guitar?

This thing is awesome and the wood and workmanship look really nice but I'd have guessed -k tops.

memedumpster - 2012-11-04

Holy shit, no way. Just no. I love this table, but it isn't worth more than 00 tops. What a ridiculously arrogant furniture company, it's a fucking table.

godot - 2012-11-04

On the DB Fletcher website, this table is generally shown mounted on the deck of 150 ft (or larger) yachts, with all stainless hardware and teak/mahogany wood. k is chicken feed compared to the price of the other yacht fittings. This table is not for your McMansion.

memedumpster - 2012-11-05

Rich people have no concept of value and are easy prey for craftsmen.

Old_Zircon - 2012-11-05

What memedumpster said, but even with that in mind I'd guess way less than what it's going for. Assuming it's mostly handmade (truly hand made I mean, with hand tools) k wouldn't be out of the realm of normal. If that's solid wood and not veneer, the materials alone probably cost more than 00.

Old_Zircon - 2012-11-05

I mean, I think real craftsmanship is actually about the most valuable thing there is in an object, and I still think this thing isn't worth nearly as much as it costs.

The customers for this are like the rich people who pay -40k for a 1950s Fender, they're paying for an idea because there is nothing about the craftsmanship or materials that come close to justifying the price.

kingofthenothing - 2012-11-04

That poor lady. OCD must be a motherfucker.

kingofthenothing - 2012-11-04

Also, I wouldn't kid myself - I know once I put a table somewhere, it's only going to stay in one position until I die or have to move again or a good tornado comes and takes it all away.

dementomstie - 2012-11-04

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Nikon - 2012-11-04

That would be a badass prop in a fantasy movie.

MacGyver Style Bomb - 2012-11-04

Does remind me of the custom gaming tables sold at conventions.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-11-04

Yeah, but they just have hidden compartments.

Also, looking at those, I'd almost think it'd be cooler/cheaper to just retrofit a used craps or roulette table.

dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-11-04

That's fucking awesome, but not ,000 awesome.

muffinbutt - 2012-11-04

All I see is a device built to pinch your fingers.

Sanest Man Alive - 2012-11-04

Yeah, I kinda hope this is just a prototype, because that resetting motion seems designed to cost you a thumb at least.

Bort - 2012-11-05

The redneck / Red Green in me wants to build one of these out of plywood and PVC.

mouser - 2012-11-05


Jet Bin Fever - 2012-11-05

It's a great way to mangle your fingers.

Rudy - 2012-11-05

Or your titties.

Meatsack Jones - 2012-11-05

My next D&D table.

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