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Desc:A sad, non-funny story sure to solicit many 'Wish they'd killed him!' comments here on poetv.
Category:Crime
Tags:drugs, stab, Tim and Eric, nice people
Submitted:baleen
Date:12/07/12
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Comment count is 49
memedumpster
That was one hell of an adventure he had and I'm glad he survived it. Incidentally, this is the funniest he's ever been, he has moments of genuine comedy in this. I guess that's what happens when comedy is used as a component of real life.
themilkshark
First off, you're wrong.

Tim and Eric makes me laugh harder and more frequent than anything. I love their weird brand of comedy, and plenty of others do too, which is why Tim and Eric are rich.

Second, the idea of a person getting stabbed by a drug abuser being funny makes me think nobody should listen to you when it comes to humor.

Ursa_minor
They're actually funny people, and they know exactly what they are doing with T&E.

TimidAres
AAAAND hes not a bad musician. Listen to a few tracks from Heideker and Wood, stuff's good.

Glad to hear he's ok, and saved by heroic gay guys, no less.

dairyqueenlatifah
Humor is subjective.

Tim and Eric and all related acts are not funny.

themilkshark
Humor is subjective.

Tim and Eric and all related acts are EXTREMELY funny.

simon666
Humor is the product of a reversal of expectations. Expectations are created by the speaker, producing an ideal audience--an audience with the same set of expectations. The speaker then reverses those expectations, i.e., with a punchline. Humor is not subjective. Fart.

EvilHomer
So, Tim and Eric are comedians. As comedians, you EXPECT them to be funny. They're not. This reverses your expectations, so- hey! Funny!

Really, they're super sophisticated social engineers.

CornOnTheCabre
come on PoE. don't make me choose between my love of hating people who hate Tim and Eric and my love of finding humor in stories of people being chased down by knife-wielding maniacs.

Hooker
People that like Tim & Eric either don't realize or don't care how easy their comedy is. They just wrap it in a thin coat of avant garde, and as much as I don't want to believe that's what people are falling for, I can't see any other alternative.

memedumpster
Humans evolved humor as a pressure valve for stress. True comedy that humans relate to comes out under these conditions. My god, the fucking Greeks knew this, you're all beneath proto dark ages in your senses of humor.

EvilHomer
Yeah, meme, I know, stress is the root of comedy. That's why rape jokes are funny. No argument from me there. But delivery counts for a lot, and that's where Tim and Eric fall flat. Even the ancient Sumerians knew that!

Seriously, though. I wasn't joking a few posts ago- well, not completely. Hell, Tim starts the story by flat out admitting that he's not going to say anything funny, and suggests that his audience will laugh anyway because, well, they're idiots, and because they expect to laugh since they perceive Tim to be "a comedian". And lo, that's exactly what they do.

Virtually all of the "humor" in Tim and Eric's spiel stems from the fact that they're just not funny. That's it. That's "their genius". It's like Andy Warhol and all that "turn people famous by claiming that they're famous" bullshit he messed around with. They say they're comedians, people laugh because comedians are supposed to be funny, and T&E make bank.

If that's what you like, good for you, I guess.

SolRo
you've convinced me meme!

James Woods
These are for simon666.

aikimoe
Before and after I watch anything that's supposed to be funny, it's so good to know I can come here to find out what comedy is and isn't, why it was created, and how it works.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit
If the internet had been around in the late 60s you would have heard the same shit about Monty Python and related whining to go back to the funny stuff, like Bob Hope and Milton Berle

dairyqueenlatifah
You people who are pissing your pants and five starring with all your might to defend Tim and Eric and insist that people who don't find them funny are just being edgy or some shit are being just as stupid as Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook's fans who do the same thing.

Not everyone finds your preferred line of comedy funny, just as you don't find there's funny. Get over it.

simon666
Comedy is subjective. Tim and Erick suck and everyone defending them is wrong!

fatatty
Comedy is subjective. Every comedian that has ever existed has been funny and not funny, depending on who you ask.

memedumpster
EvilHomer, I hate Tim & Eric, you completely, and intentionally, missed my point.

This site is tiring, and it does it on purpose.

Adham Nu'man
You people who are pissing your pants and one starring with all your might to hate on Tim and Eric and insist that people who find them funny are just dumb or have a poor sense of humor don't realize that we're not 5 starring to defend Tim and Eric, we are 5 starring a video of a guy telling a story about how he got stabbed by a guy having a drug induced psychotic breakdown, YOU DUMB FUCK!

Maru
i don't ever want to be accused of "srs business" on here again.

simon666
http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/

EvilHomer
Wish they'd killed him!
Ursa_minor
Ouch: http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqxapuWWsH1qz63kro1_500.jpg
TimidAres
See what happens when you smoke the devil weed?
JUST ONCE.
Dr Robot
Sucks that son of a bitch survived!
Adham Nu'man
I love their comedy, I wish they'd killed him!
WHO WANTS DESSERT
I wish that the stabbing made him have a genuine appreciation for life instead the infinite layers of irony that their all-consuming persona is now
Caminante Nocturno
Tim & Eric automatic one star.
FABIO
I watch every clip that is submitted here, approaching each one with a clean slate.

They never crack one star. Again, the only funny thing they ever did was the Jim & Derrick show (the original, before they ran it into the ground). The only reason that was funny was because it was an MTV spoof, 100% of the humor could come from their motion graphics work and not their performances, which is where all their potential humor usually dies.

Sudan no1
FABIO and CN are solid proof I've chosen the right side of the Tim and Eric war.

millerman13
Hey did you catch last night's episode of Everybody Loves Raymond?

baleen
Tim and Eric are funny!

FABIO
I judge it based on the material, you define your tastes by people you hate. Awesome job good show, T&E fans.

Riskbreaker
I have nothing against this man. If this was suppose to make me feel pity, and then make me like his atrocious comedy act out of pity, it was a terrible attempt.
fatatty
No I think it was told and posted just because it's an interesting story, it would be if it was told by just some guy in a bar. I don't think anyone would expect him telling you a story to change how you relate to his comedy routine.

Hooker
Ghost stars, however, for the "nice people" tag, which is such a strange, baleenish perspective to put on this.
fatatty
He probably means the people in the gay bar. They did sound pretty nice.

Racketeer
Oh god, he got cut up by a kid on bath salts! This was horrifying...
StanleyPain
When I initially heard this, I assumed it was a weird, Kaufman-esque thing he did just for comedy's sake, I didn't know it was true.

But, as usual, 5 stars for the glorious, weepy, Tim and Eric haters.
Ursa_minor
"My god, the fucking Greeks knew this, you're all beneath proto dark ages in your senses of humor."

Good lord, no kidding.

CuteLucca
Auto 5 for Tim and Eric. Hatas gonna hate, y'all.
Pillager
Tim & Eric made me laugh a few times.

Dane Cook & Carlos Mencia are the only ones who deserve stabbing.
chairsforcheap
oh fucking please. some of you people genuinely suck, i guess.
klingerbgoode
I think Tim & Eric are hit and miss


but since this has nothing to do with Tim and Eric and all to do with a poignant story of surviving a terrifying ordeal, five stars.
Binro the Heretic
I actually know a few people who were stabbed and all of them tell a more entertaining story about being stabbed than this guy.
SolRo
That's why it is so funny, dont you get it!?

CornOnTheCabre
Stories about being stabbed are relative! Go back to your precious stories of Milton Berle being stabbed!

seriously all of you people are the fucking worst sometimes

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