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Desc:Unattractive man upset that hot women won't date him, raps about it.
Category:Humor, Arts
Tags:Rap, women, la, white people, neckbeard
Submitted:magnesium
Date:02/16/13
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Comment count is 26
John Holmes Motherfucker
Ugh.
Kabbage
Good god this is pathetic.
dek863
For fuck's sake.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Pauly Shore is in this. Never thought I'd feel sorry for Pauly Shore.
FABIO
Never listen to anyone who holds up New York as an example of dating paradise.

L.A. was actually the best big city I've ever lived in for dating. The insane obsession with image is something to joke about and bond over when you met a fellow sane person. Of course you don't go for socialite models and actresses; you might as well make a rap about how you shouldn't date strippers. And much as people bitch about traffic, it's actually the best city for being able to drive anywhere relatively quickly. Compare that to New York where dating anyone living more than 3 miles away not directly on your subway line is practically a long distance relationship.


I can't rate this for hitting that spot where you appreciate it being brought to your attention but it's just so horrible.
StanleyPain
THESE WOMEN ARE SUCH SHALLOW DUMB BITCHES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO INTEGRITY!! I WANT TO GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM, WHAAAAAAAA!!
urbanelf
The worst kind of Angeleno is the ex-New Yorker. Just leave.
FABIO
New Yorkers are generally the worst people period.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Anyone who would leave New York to go LA is indeed terrible, and not to be missed.

glasseye
Stars for truth.

Jet Bin Fever
Terrible.
John Holmes Motherfucker
"You never had sex."

"Yes, that one time. Remember when i told the bitch i was Chris Brown?"

Ha ha, die in a fire.

I posted this in the youtube comments:

"Let me clear up the mystery of why women won't have sex with you. It's because they don't want to. You're welcome."

Simple, right? Or not. I get replies.

"It's not about all women. If you read the title it's called "Women of LA.""

So I reply:

"If they won't have sex with you, it's because they don't want to.  This works regardless of geography."

"If you seriously think there's no difference between women/men from NY/Miami than LA then you're seriously wrong."

And so on. Facepalm.


What's offensive about this is the idea that there has to be a reason why women won't sleep with me. Because they owe me sex,.
Preybyemail
Fucking LOL!

While i might be a little redneck, and hates me some people, at least im not.......bragging i guess, on the internet about my bad ass youtube comment i left.

Jesus. Get a fucking life.

Maru
It's not my policy to defend John Holmes, but what's the difference between what you do and this?

Maru
and submit a video once in a while, faggot.

Maru
not this though.

John Holmes Motherfucker
What? I think YOU should get a life, preferably one in which you can read.

Why would i brag about making a comment? Don't I make comments all the time in here? Are youtube comments special? The elite of internet comments? No, we all know it's pretty much the opposite.

The point of the anecdote is that when someone says this:

"The reason why women won't have sex with you is because they don't want to."

Which is about as simple and self-evident a statement as one can possibly make, there are people who don't seem able to comprehend it.

John Holmes Motherfucker
And who types "Fucking LOL!"? Jesus.

FABIO
Ugly dorks with awful personalities can't get attractive women unless they're rich or famous? YOU DONT SAY, INSIGHTFUL VIDEO PERSON!

John Holmes Motherfucker
Heather Villanueva 2 hours ago

I'm an LA woman and SO NOT the typical shallow, materialistic bitches from here. This video is mainly correct but not all of us LA ladies are like this. It is funny though especially the Persian bitches I freaking HATE them!!!
John Holmes Motherfucker
Yes, Heather is a bit of a racist, but to her credit, she will have sex with you.

FABIO
Fuck though, Community is brilliant but this almost ruins the whole thing.
ashtar.
Yes, women are shallow and won't sleep with me unless I'm rich and famous. What terrible people. Also, no fat chicks.
John Holmes Motherfucker
You know, the reason why this is so over-the-top the top horrible isn't because of this whole superficial thing. I don't that lots of women and men LA are superficial. This is a song about women who won't fuck you, like they're clearly supposed to.

When a woman refuses to fuck you, she's not just making a choice for herself. She doing something to you. She's attacking your balls. The condition of your balls are her responsibility. Hence the lyric: "WE'LL MAKE YOUR BALLS BLUE"

If women are actively doing something to men simply by refusing sex, it can only be because WOMEN OWE MEN SEX.

That's what this song is about. Women who are bad because they refuse to have sex with men LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO.

The are lots of guys who believe women owe them sex.

Gmork
"What terrible people." followed by "No fat chicks". Hillus.

Mister Yuck
All you guys with the one stars got all your stars backwards. Hell, it earns five evil stars just for the fat girl jokes.
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