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My girlfriend took to using a whole shelf on the living room IKEA bookcase, she has far too much. People sort of walk in and do that slow down and stare at it.

"That's... a lot of yarn. Do you use it all?"
"Nope, but it does give the wonderful appearance of snugly unicorn vomit on a shelf."

I want to start a line of yarn called "Unicorn Vomit." It would also make a great name for a rock band.

Or futuristic street drug.

Stella knows what happened to the last cat who touched Vanna's yarn.

Oh, the bowl is just for when I'm actually crocheting, to keep the yarn I'm working with from rolling away when I tug at it. I'm too lazy to re-wind it into a ball that pulls from the center, and those still roll away sometimes anyhow.

My actual yarn stash is big enough that I'm also thinking of getting an Ikea shelf for it. The problem is that the little transparent boxes that go with the shelves are actually kind of purple, which would ruin the unicorn vomit look that I'm also going for.

Your girlfriend and I seem to have a lot in common, Crimson. Do you know if she's seeing anybody?

Well it is an open relationship.

At any rate, we don't have them in boxes, in fact she slimmed down the collection recently, so now they are just stuck in there like scrolls in a cubby-hole system if that makes sense.

ok, "yarn people", "yarnies"

I keep most of my stash in one of those big rubbermaid under-the-bed bins. I don't do colorwork, really, so I don't need more than one skein out at a time.

I just read my comment and I'm bored with myself.

Vanna White's main job consists of little more than pressing a Sony touchscreen, clapping for effect, and listening to Pat Sajak rant off-camera about how Obama will drive America into financial ruin. After thirty years, I imagine she's trained herself to pretend anything else is more exciting.

Hooker: Now you know how people who don't play Minecraft feel when listening to someone talk about Minecraft.

I love you halsey

Proud, but not proud enough to want your name printed in a yarn magazine? That's probably the right amount of proud.

After six years, that cat knows to NOT TOUCH THE GOD DAMN YARN BOWL!!!

Yeah, it's not great. But when you're on a budget and all you want is a quick baby hat that you KNOW the parents will never put on the kid anyway...