|Toenails - 2013-05-26 |
Yeah! Prophecy Club! Topeka's best kept secret.
Google Maps doesn't do it justice because it doesn't show that they have the Scooby Doo Mystery Van in their parking lot.
I know a guy who's dad was in charge of these videos and we would watch the shit out of these videos, then would do the secret Illuminati handshakes featured on these videos.
|RedRust - 2013-05-26 |
"The Harry Potter"
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2013-05-26 |
I like how the "average christian" is depicted as some oblivious dolt whereas *these* guys are the fuckin' SWAT team of christianity!
|CIWB - 2013-05-26 |
I feel sorry for his audience, I really do. Every sentence out of this guy's mouth, or hell, just his appearance, would set off a normal person's bullshit detector instantly, but not these people.
A more evil part of me wants his mailing list. "Send me 0 for my missionary work, in, uh, Luxembourg." And then just watch the money flow in.
|Xenocide - 2013-05-26 |
"And people wonder why things like 9/11 happen."
THIRTY SECONDS LATER:
"He is a just and loving God."
|cognitivedissonance - 2013-05-26 |
So, care to give us names, addresses, details of these churches teaching Harry Potter? No?
|chumbucket - 2013-05-26 |
He speaks from one side of his mouth because the other side is only for Satan!
Kenny Powers on the pulpit.
|Redford - 2013-05-26 |
You know, if I did a bit of clever word replacement with the bible, I bet I could end up with all sorts of amazing blasphemes.
|rustedmutt - 2013-05-26 |
Fans of one fictional book preaching the evils of another fictional book.
Jet Bin Fever
They're just upset that Rowling has a better publicist.
|Old_Zircon - 2013-05-26 |
"Harry Potter Rising" was a low point for Kenneth Anger.
|Kieran27 - 2013-05-26 |
"Your speaker tonight is an ex-satanist high priest..."
I didn't need to hear anymore than that to know this video would be gold! I swear the number of ex-satanists now preaching is beyond count. And I always wonder why a church would let them in? I mean... "Hello, I was a satanist, but I'm better now. Mind if I speak to your children?" Seems kind of like having a former drug addict be put in charge of the drug cabinet.
|kingarthur - 2013-05-26 |
He saw a woman reading on the plane! Witchcraft! Woman + reading + flying machine = satan!
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