|charmlessman - 2009-05-20 |
OUR KIDS WILL LEARN ABOUT STUFF THAT EXISTS!!!!
|BOOSH - 2009-05-20 |
CHILDREN HAVE TO BE TOLD ABOUT SOMETHING!
CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS!
the all caps brigade seems to be out in force today
DIDN'T YOU GET THE MONTHLY cAPS bRIGADE E-MAIL?
ALL CAPS REPRESENT
|Stog - 2009-05-20 |
A NEW WAY OF THINKING!?!?!!?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
|NewHeavenSalesman - 2009-05-20 |
One of my classmates in law school is out today to protest in New Hampshire against Lynch's probable signing of the bill. He's yet to give a single coherent reason for being against it, but yeah.
It's pretty fucking retarded.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-05-20 |
Our kids will be taught a new way of thinking.
This simply will not do.
|oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2009-05-20 |
This video makes me incredibly happy because the very fact that it was made, and in this way, shows how fucked these people are. They're panicking.
Yes. The more times I watch this, the more hilarious it gets.
Grandma, my 4th grade english class confuses me. Can we make it illegal??
|dementomstie - 2009-05-20 |
Well honey, if your Grandpa were a woman I wouldn't have to put up with your incessant commentary.
NOM: You should look into the Grandfather Paradox. Do your research Mormon Church!
Rodents of Unusual Size
"Grandma, what's a time paradox? And am I really a clone of you, who will go back in time and do the nasty with my grandpa? IM CONFUSED"
|astropod five - 2009-05-20 |
Grandma, my teacher says in an alternate timeline you could have married a different man! Then my parents would have been different people! Then who would I have turned out to be? Whoa, that's deep, man.
|Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-05-20 |
Please spam Senator Shithat's phone line.
|Andonyx - 2009-05-20 |
I find it confusing that youtube reviewers of all possible groups seem to find this video insipid as well. At least if the star rating is to be believed.
Maybe they're actually trying to kill the Republican Party with stupid bullshit.
|phalsebob - 2009-05-20 |
"God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve," is such a terrible argument, but "Anna and Eve"? I don't know what to say about the Anna and Eve arguement except that it kinda makes me feel tingly in my NO! zone.
|chumbucket - 2009-05-20 |
whew! I'm SO relieved that SOMEONE thought of the children!
|Simian Pride - 2009-05-20 |
Meanwhile, forty-two years ago...
"My teacher sez that if granpa was a negro that's OK you can still be married."
- If we change the definition of marriage....
"Adam and Eve was both white? How so old fashioned."
- Our kids will be taught a new way of thinking!
"He shoulda created Adam & Eleasha."
"If my Dad married a negress, would I still be white?"
- Almighty God created the races white, black, yellow, and red, and he placed them on separate continents. The fact that he separated the races shows that he did not intend for the races to mix. Call Senator Welcome today and tell her how you feel about her Miscegenation Bill.
|dueserpenti - 2009-05-20 |
So are we going to make every decision about our society based on how five-year olds feel about it? The American Broccoli Council will be livid.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-05-20 |
Call Governor Lynch today and tell him that you're a cunt.
|fluffy - 2009-05-20 |
As always, their scary statements of what might happen aren't things I see as a bad thing.
|Hooker - 2009-05-20 |
My child will grapple with concepts that I myself refuse to? Hells no!
|Wonko the Sane - 2009-05-20 |
|erratic - 2009-05-20 |
"if my dad marries a man, who will be my mom?"
gee, i dunno, maybe.... YOUR MOM!
yes, that's right. when gay marriage is legal, that will mean that when your parents divorce becuase your gay dad was guilted into marrying a woman because his priest said that it would turn him straight, your mother will no longer be your mother!
damn you erratic, you must have uploaded that comment while I was typing mine up!
I guess my 5 stars for the video must transfer to you now. That's how the POEtv star-rating system works, right?
|kennydra - 2009-05-20 |
This is so hilariously fucking sad.
|Toenails - 2009-05-20 |
"If my dad married a man, who would be my mom?"
Well, your mom would still be your mom, you fucking retard. I love how this seems to imply that children cannot cope with relationships more complex than parents or grandparents who married young, had babies, taught Genesis, and never got divorced.
|memedumpster - 2009-05-20 |
They think because the governor's name is Lynch that he's got their back on this one.
|Lauritz Melchior - 2009-05-20 |
It saddens me that some people find this a convincing argument.
well it's not so much an argument as an itch cream to put on their searing hot cognitive dissonance
|tamago - 2009-05-20 |
Flail for my amusement moral crusaders
|Emcee - 2009-05-20 |
The little girl that says "God created Adam and Eve? So old-fashioned!" is totally not feeling it.
|Konversekid - 2009-05-20 |
I thought children were the retards that don't know how to take care of themselves and have to learn to adapt.
They also make great slaves to your agenda!
|Quad9Damage - 2009-05-21 |
I can't wait for the audition video.
|Xenocide - 2009-05-22 |
This really is the best they've got folks. Kids asking questions about stuff. This is their apocalypse.
Your comment got me to thinking.
My immediate response was, "that's because they're dedicated to an ideology. It looks orderly and beautiful inside their mind, but with the real world as a backdrop it becomes fragile and pointless, even ugly."
And all at once, "Winesburg, Ohio" popped into my brain. It's been at least 10 years since I read it. But I understand the introduction to it now with a clarity that I probably lacked back then.
(i am NOT stoned)
|kingofthenothing - 2009-05-26 |
thanks for sharing that with us. That was a pretty good story, and I can understand the life changing quality a freaky dream can have.
|colander - 2009-06-28 |
hi mom today in class we ate computers made out of rocks and the teacher said we didn't live out in nature because if we lived out in nature we'd be made out of wood and rocks and if i married a rock i actually really couldn't because only rocks aren't made out of wood. can i have an ice cream sandwich?
|IrishWhiskey - 2009-06-28 |
Why do so many of their arguments seem to assume that unless gay marriage is passed, homosexuals won't exist? Whether their relationships are recognized by the state or not, kids are still going to find out about Heather's two mommies sooner or later. Possible from all these anti-gay ads being put out by Christian groups.
|Blue - 2009-09-05 |
Having been that child, I have heard the answer to those questions, and let me tell you, it's filthy. It's a long string of lurid descriptions of deviant sex acts.
|dead_cat - 2010-07-24 |
Please think of the children! Because mommy drank like a longshoreman while pregnant and now they can't!!
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