|Quad9Damage - 2013-11-10 |
Resolving conflicts with your brain and your bottomless well of scientific knowledge is for liberal sissies who get their families murdered and raped. Real men solve their problems by shooting them point blank in the back of the head with an assault rifle. Nice try with the Macguyver, Nobama!
I imagine this guy's channel is chock full of wisdom like this.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-11-10 |
Macguyver LIED TO ME all these years by telling me that science can solve problems. I feel betrayed!
|Jack Dalton - 2013-11-10 |
First-- everyone PLEASE spell MacGyver right. Second, The origin of Angus MacGyver's gun-aversion was revealed in a classic episode where he accidentally killed his childhood friend dropping a pistol. Third, man that show was sweet. Thanks for indoctrinating me, Mac.
|memedumpster - 2013-11-10 |
Batman : Liberal Pacifist Socialist
One of the things I like best about the "Grayson" comic -- where Dick Grayson is working as a spy for a shady organization -- is that every now and again he gets his hands on a gun, and he just throws it like a batarang. Completely wrecks the other guy every single time.
|Binro the Heretic - 2013-11-10 |
If only the media weren't afraid to have shows with heroes solving their problems with violence!
If only the series "24" had ever existed!
|cognitivedissonance - 2013-11-10 |
Best episode was "McGuyver travels in time to King Arthur's Camelot." It happened.
Thanks to that socialist Mark Twain, every genre series has done an episode like that at some point, justifying it as a Connecticut Yankee homage.
One time Iron Man went back to Camelot only to find out that Doctor Doom had gone there too and Doom had become besties with Modred and Morgan Le Fay and Iron Man was forced to remain sober for three whole hours in order to stop their plans.
And what does Mark Twain do? He just sits there with his buddies on the Starship Enterprise, collecting his fat MacGuyver Camelot Episode royalty checks.
Fucking welfare queen.
|Sanest Man Alive - 2013-11-11 |
MacGuyver: The Bio-Boosted Armor
The transforming hero who never uses a gun, mostly because he can kill the shit out of Zoanoids just fine with his arm blades.
|Nominal - 2013-11-11 |
Those fucking Mission Impossible pacifists could have just called in an air strike every episode!
|TheInternetisFullofGenitals - 2015-12-03 |
I love how nefarious he makes this all seem.
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