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Desc:This is Portal of Evil Television. Your tolerance for darkness is being tested.
Category:Horror, Horror
Tags:cwc, Chris-Chan, Christian Weston Chandler, twerk, tomgirl
Submitted:Sexy Duck Cop
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Oscar Wildcat - 2013-12-12
EvilHomer - 2013-12-12
Oh, hey! His Cutie Mark!

I herd about his Cutie Mark, but I hadn't seen it clearly up till now.
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-12-12

Not sure if punning...

EvilHomer - 2013-12-12
It was either "hay" or "herd"; I didn't want to do both, because I felt that would have been excessive.

For those of you who don't follow Chris that closely and are craving context, the drawing on his butt is meant to be a Tomgirl Cutie Mark (yes, Cutie Mark, the pony ass-tattoos from My Little Pony). Tomgirl is the descriptor CWC's been using for the past couple years, ever since he became a full-fledged transvestite. In Chris' understanding, Tomgirls are totally straight men who like to dress in miniskirts, wear makeup, and use women's restrooms (this last point has been a source of public drama on a few occasions). He started doing this not long before his father died, which needless to say, did not please Bob at all. So that's why he's wearing the skirt. Also note the muscle bra under his shirt; that was his "gateway drug". He started wearing his muscle bras long before he came out of the Tomgirl closet, claiming it was a macho thing to do, and repeatedly insisting they reinforced his heterosexuality, since men with un-bra'd, bare chests are obviously gay.

Oscar Wildcat - 2013-12-12
Eat your heart out, Lady Gaga. Chris is the undisputed Queen of Shock and Awe.

Chris-Chan : World House Tour 2013

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-12-12
That'd be something if Lady Gaga wore a fat suit on stage.

I mean, at this point, not much else is left beyond sci-fi prosthetics, and those aren't really shocking anymore.

Oscar Wildcat - 2013-12-12
Suck it up, Miley Cyrus. There's a new Tom Girl in town, and he's The Real Thing.

RocketBlender - 2013-12-12
What the fuck is his 'cutie mark' supposed to mean?

Cena_mark - 2013-12-12
When young ponies come of age they get their cutie mark which is a symbol on their flanks. Cutie marks typically reveal something about the pony's talents or personality. Applejack's cutie mark is three apples.

Spike Jonez - 2013-12-12
RocketBlender, I think it looked like a transgender symbol before my retinas detached.

Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2013-12-13
RocketBlender: It is the symbol for Transgender.

Oh, the irony.

Oscar Wildcat - 2013-12-13
I'm beginning to grasp that cartoon horse vaginas are the golden thread that ties so many of these disparate entities and memes together.

Oscar Wildcat - 2013-12-13
So Cena, when you Transition, will you change your name from Cena_mark to Cutie_mark?

EvilHomer - 2013-12-13
ChrisChan may have an interest in cartoon horses, but as I mentioned in previous videos, he's considered a persona non grata by the brony community, stemming from his brief but ugly feud with Tara Strong. He is to the pony community what Ted Rall is to Democrats.

At any rate, I suspect he's more interested in cartoon horse *cock* than vagina.

misterbuns - 2013-12-12
Well I guess having this video here comes with the territory.
memedumpster - 2013-12-12
Like watching a puppy die of distemper.
Adham Nu'man - 2013-12-12

Jet Bin Fever - 2013-12-12

BorrowedSolution - 2013-12-12
The best thing about a Chris Chan video; you can almost always be sure that it's exactly what it says on the tin.
RocketBlender - 2013-12-12
And yet every single damn time I go into them assuming the submitter is making a joke or exaggerating, than wishing they were.

Adham Nu'man - 2013-12-12
The abysm has no end

newbilus - 2013-12-13
"LMFAO fat socially awkward person on the intarwebs!"

Cena_mark - 2013-12-12
Tomgirl Chris Chan is certainly a crazy twist I never saw coming. I've been keeping up with CWC news since 2009. Certainly a guilty pleasure.
EvilHomer - 2013-12-13
CENA!!! Where have you been? I have a present for you!!!


Let me know what you think.

Cena_mark - 2013-12-13
Its been a long patrol. Its good to be back.
That picture rocks. I love the NWO banner in the background. I'll bet she'd be either a DC or MK. An honest pony who'd spend most of her time sweating in the engine room.

EvilHomer - 2013-12-13
Thanks! Glad you're enjoying the cutter.

Pillager - 2013-12-12
If there's a Heaven, I can only hope Lumberjack Bob has plenty of other distractions than viewing this globe of sin...
RocketBlender - 2013-12-12
Can anyone tell me what is being said here? My hearing isn't the best and I just can't understand him.
kennydra - 2013-12-12
something something i'm not gonna be able to do it in the aisles today...something...anyway enjoy the two minutes in the dressing room here....wollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawol lawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawoll awollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawolla wollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollaw ollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawo llawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawol lawollawollawollawolla...check your progress..oh...the things i do for love...and i forgot the glitter.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-12-12
It's such a crime that the "transcript" function isn't available on this video.

DavidBowiesLuckyTennisBall - 2013-12-13
I think he says "I'm sorry Jackie, I'm not gunna be about to do it in the aisles..."

Jackie is back? Wasn't he/she the catalyst for one of the many sagas?

dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-12-12
You mean to tell me this wasn't already here?!?!?
Old People - 2013-12-12
Five'd without even watching.
Adham Nu'man - 2013-12-12
Oooooh mama!
Jet Bin Fever - 2013-12-12
How far should I push in the Q-tip to swab that memory out?
BorrowedSolution - 2013-12-13
Until you start to smell purple and hear microwaves, I think.

takewithfood - 2013-12-13
Just start behind the eyeball and kinda stirr it around.

DavidBowiesLuckyTennisBall - 2013-12-13
I retract my comment in the previous video about his self awareness.
dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-12-13
This video is over two years old fyi.

DavidBowiesLuckyTennisBall - 2013-12-13
Ah, I assumed he was leaping on the 2013 Twerkwagon.

EvilHomer - 2013-12-13
Chris was twerking when it was underground.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-12-13
I wish I'd majored in psychology. I've seen things here I could write loads of books about. "The Guide to Internet Psychoses, YouTube Version."
Nikon - 2013-12-13
This is cruel for me to say, but I'm glad he'll probably never have the chance to have kids. I don't think he is cut out to be a dad.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2013-12-13
Chris Chan makes me rethink eugenics.

rhombus - 2013-12-13
This video certainly deserves the "mandatory sterilization reinstitution" tag.

Enjoy - 2013-12-13
RedRust - 2013-12-13
Absolutely disgusting.
pyslexic dharmacist - 2013-12-14
Literally nauseating.
The Mothership - 2014-09-30
The voice of the lady who works there is very soothing. Also this is disgusting.
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