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Desc:This is Portal of Evil Television. Your tolerance for darkness is being tested.
Category:Horror, Horror
Tags:cwc, Chris-Chan, Christian Weston Chandler, twerk, tomgirl
Submitted:Sexy Duck Cop
Date:12/12/13
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Comment count is 49
Oscar Wildcat
MY EYES!!!!! THEY BURN!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
EvilHomer
Oh, hey! His Cutie Mark!

I herd about his Cutie Mark, but I hadn't seen it clearly up till now.
SteamPoweredKleenex
"Herd?"

Not sure if punning...

EvilHomer
It was either "hay" or "herd"; I didn't want to do both, because I felt that would have been excessive.

For those of you who don't follow Chris that closely and are craving context, the drawing on his butt is meant to be a Tomgirl Cutie Mark (yes, Cutie Mark, the pony ass-tattoos from My Little Pony). Tomgirl is the descriptor CWC's been using for the past couple years, ever since he became a full-fledged transvestite. In Chris' understanding, Tomgirls are totally straight men who like to dress in miniskirts, wear makeup, and use women's restrooms (this last point has been a source of public drama on a few occasions). He started doing this not long before his father died, which needless to say, did not please Bob at all. So that's why he's wearing the skirt. Also note the muscle bra under his shirt; that was his "gateway drug". He started wearing his muscle bras long before he came out of the Tomgirl closet, claiming it was a macho thing to do, and repeatedly insisting they reinforced his heterosexuality, since men with un-bra'd, bare chests are obviously gay.

Oscar Wildcat
Eat your heart out, Lady Gaga. Chris is the undisputed Queen of Shock and Awe.

Chris-Chan : World House Tour 2013

SteamPoweredKleenex
That'd be something if Lady Gaga wore a fat suit on stage.

I mean, at this point, not much else is left beyond sci-fi prosthetics, and those aren't really shocking anymore.

Oscar Wildcat
Suck it up, Miley Cyrus. There's a new Tom Girl in town, and he's The Real Thing.

RocketBlender
What the fuck is his 'cutie mark' supposed to mean?

Cena_mark
When young ponies come of age they get their cutie mark which is a symbol on their flanks. Cutie marks typically reveal something about the pony's talents or personality. Applejack's cutie mark is three apples.

Spike Jonez
RocketBlender, I think it looked like a transgender symbol before my retinas detached.

Xenagama Warrior Princess
RocketBlender: It is the symbol for Transgender.

Oh, the irony.

Oscar Wildcat
I'm beginning to grasp that cartoon horse vaginas are the golden thread that ties so many of these disparate entities and memes together.

Oscar Wildcat
So Cena, when you Transition, will you change your name from Cena_mark to Cutie_mark?

EvilHomer
ChrisChan may have an interest in cartoon horses, but as I mentioned in previous videos, he's considered a persona non grata by the brony community, stemming from his brief but ugly feud with Tara Strong. He is to the pony community what Ted Rall is to Democrats.

At any rate, I suspect he's more interested in cartoon horse *cock* than vagina.

misterbuns
Well I guess having this video here comes with the territory.
memedumpster
Like watching a puppy die of distemper.


BorrowedSolution
The best thing about a Chris Chan video; you can almost always be sure that it's exactly what it says on the tin.
RocketBlender
And yet every single damn time I go into them assuming the submitter is making a joke or exaggerating, than wishing they were.

Adham Nu'man
The abysm has no end

newbilus
"LMFAO fat socially awkward person on the intarwebs!"

Cena_mark
Tomgirl Chris Chan is certainly a crazy twist I never saw coming. I've been keeping up with CWC news since 2009. Certainly a guilty pleasure.
EvilHomer
CENA!!! Where have you been? I have a present for you!!!


http://fav.me/d6uq8yx


Let me know what you think.

Cena_mark
Its been a long patrol. Its good to be back.
That picture rocks. I love the NWO banner in the background. I'll bet she'd be either a DC or MK. An honest pony who'd spend most of her time sweating in the engine room.

EvilHomer
Thanks! Glad you're enjoying the cutter.

Pillager
If there's a Heaven, I can only hope Lumberjack Bob has plenty of other distractions than viewing this globe of sin...
RocketBlender
Can anyone tell me what is being said here? My hearing isn't the best and I just can't understand him.
kennydra
something something i'm not gonna be able to do it in the aisles today...something...anyway enjoy the two minutes in the dressing room here....wollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawol lawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawoll awollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawolla wollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollaw ollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawo llawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawollawol lawollawollawollawolla...check your progress..oh...the things i do for love...and i forgot the glitter.

SteamPoweredKleenex
It's such a crime that the "transcript" function isn't available on this video.

DavidBowiesLuckyTennisBall
I think he says "I'm sorry Jackie, I'm not gunna be about to do it in the aisles..."

Jackie is back? Wasn't he/she the catalyst for one of the many sagas?

dairyqueenlatifah
You mean to tell me this wasn't already here?!?!?
Old People
Five'd without even watching.
Adham Nu'man
Oooooh mama!
Jet Bin Fever
How far should I push in the Q-tip to swab that memory out?
BorrowedSolution
Until you start to smell purple and hear microwaves, I think.

takewithfood
Just start behind the eyeball and kinda stirr it around.

DavidBowiesLuckyTennisBall
I retract my comment in the previous video about his self awareness.
dairyqueenlatifah
This video is over two years old fyi.

DavidBowiesLuckyTennisBall
Ah, I assumed he was leaping on the 2013 Twerkwagon.

EvilHomer
Chris was twerking when it was underground.

SteamPoweredKleenex
I wish I'd majored in psychology. I've seen things here I could write loads of books about. "The Guide to Internet Psychoses, YouTube Version."
Nikon
This is cruel for me to say, but I'm glad he'll probably never have the chance to have kids. I don't think he is cut out to be a dad.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Chris Chan makes me rethink eugenics.

rhombus
This video certainly deserves the "mandatory sterilization reinstitution" tag.

Enjoy
http://imgur.com/J6feQZH
RedRust
Absolutely disgusting.
pyslexic dharmacist
Literally nauseating.
The Mothership
The voice of the lady who works there is very soothing. Also this is disgusting.
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