Jet Bin Fever - 2014-01-18
Mormon youth culture is really depressing. These kids should probably spend less time in seminary and more time doing ncmos and getting high.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-01-18 also, those preteens sure aren't dressing very modestly. The sin is on the head of their parents!
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infinite zest - 2014-01-18 Considering the original song is called "fuck you" and all, this is kind of interesting. Even if the community was more familiar with the radio edit "Forget You" someone must have known its sinny origins.
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exy  - 2014-01-18
I started writing a comment but my brain melted around the halfway point and I had to let it go. Traumatic, but less psychic damage than "3-second rule," say, so I'm confident I'll survive to see another video.
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exy - 2014-01-18 and when you get married
you have sex through a sheet
yes it's really neat
oh no i lost the beat
because i'm a stupid rich Mormon white girl
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infinite zest - 2014-01-18 And Adam's transgression
Done learned him a lesson
But God was all like "Fuck that shit"
Because it's man's own sins that make us like Him
So I'm like.. seek you and I'll seek you too
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BorrowedSolution - 2014-01-18
My aunt and her three daughters are Mormons. Tempted to send this along to them, but I don't know which I'm more afraid of; their realizing I'm having a laugh at their expense, or thinking I'm down with Mormonism.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-01-18 Expect a swift visit from the Elders if you do.
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BorrowedSolution - 2014-01-18 Haha. I had to deal with some Elders at Thanksgiving Dinner. They were about 18 and I look really young so they started asking me about graduating high school and I think they were getting pretty set to witness to me; after I told them that I'm 26 and an atheist things were slightly awkward, but to their credit they rebounded fairly well and started acting like it was the most fascinating thing they'd ever been exposed to.
They *were* visiting directly from Utah though, so it's possible they'd never actually met an admitted atheist. Nice kids, anyways. Very tidy.
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infinite zest - 2014-01-18 Utah's really weird. I was playing a show there a couple months ago, thinking ahead of time "oh fuck it's 'Utah Beer' country, better pre-party etc. before drinking 3%Utah beer" but it was the opposite. I got fucked up off really good local IPAs and smoked some of the best weed ever.
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BorrowedSolution - 2014-01-18 Yeah, I'm sure that outside of the LDS compounds it's as normal as any middle-of-nowhere state.
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BorrowedSolution - 2014-01-19 UPDATE: I went ahead and showed my aunt. Direct quote: "This is fucking terrible. Why ruin such a good song?"
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Koda Maja - 2014-01-18
There are so many Mormon parody songs on Youtube. So many.
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Kabbage - 2014-01-18
oh jesus god in heaven
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2014-01-18
Do Mormon women secretly enjoy anal?
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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-01-19 I think there's a pretty much anything goes rule as long as it is within the bounds of marriage.
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snothouse - 2014-01-19
Every boy has the same unflattering wig-hair.
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-01-19
So does she get her own planet for this? Or is that right reserved to men?
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Jet Bin Fever - 2014-01-19 There's no promise of your own planet in the official doctrine.
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The Mothership - 2014-01-19
leave it to mormon youth to chastise their peers for sagging.
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Elvis Hitler - 2014-01-19
Fuck, I hate white people.
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Racketeer - 2014-01-19
>blood and guts
>playing a Wii
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