So he's faking the depth of his voice, no? It sounds like he's holding in a burp forever.
If it wasn't for the facial hair, I'd say he was also trying to cosplay as one of the aliens from Dark City.
This is exactly how every Satanist I've ever met (2) dressed. It's basically a uniform.
Late in the video, Squeaky brags about his "baritone voice."
Surely this guy's lilting, slightly lispy voice and the treatment it probably earned him as a kid figure into his decision to become a homophobic, MRA douchebag.
Oh god, I didn't expect him to actually claim to have a sexy voice. I had to rewind to hear the part after that, I was laughing so hard.
Anton Lavey halloween costume guy is here to put all you betas in your place.
I'm going to have to add "compares women to dogs" to my anti-feminist bingo card.
Also, 7:14 hahahahaha
He harnessed the power of mixed martial arts, video games, and TACTICAL COMBAT to show up his bullies by allowing them to utterly annihilate his entire personality and humanity, apparently forever
|Born in the RSR |
It's smokers like this that make all smokers look bad.
I am definitely quitting now.
This dude is the biggest pussy to walk the planet.
I don't think this dork is actually smoking, looks like an Efag to me.
My dad actually said this about first wave Promise Keepers around '95.
The Brotherhood of Nod, After Dark
You mean establish a forward base before attacking the GDI perimeter.
Then, wonder why no woman will have you even after harvesting 50,000 tiberium credits.
(that was left-handed!)
Ah, nostalgia. Owning arrogant "girls-suck-at-gaming" douchebags was so much more humiliating when done with a bunch of bubblegum-pink disruptors.
Only faggots smoke extra-long cigarettes, brah.
Ok, I up the stakes: 00 says he's a card carrying minister of the Church of Satan.
They warned us and we wouldn't listen!! THE SATANISTS ARE UPON US!! Quick! Wedgie 'em!!!!
0 is a lot of money for that privilege. It seems like Satan would want it to be free.
Oh my god, it's far worse than Satan...
Nice find, md. I saw "game blogs" links and wanted to see what kind of gamer he was. (Vampire LARP?) No, that's the PUA section.
This guy's videos are a riot of unintentional humor. "Hrrmmm, yes, the problems with masculinity are..." :swishs drink around in glass in an incredibly effete fashion:
Basically this guy is a nerd and like too many nerds thinks a few meager affectations are going to make him look like some sort of cool collected customer possessed of an arch, urbane wit and manner. For some it's a fedora or "cool" glasses, or fiddling with alcoholic beverages or cigars in a way that suggests a greasy 13-year old playing at being a sophisticated adult, and in this guy's case it involves using lighting (red and blue, GET IT) and coming off as a villain in a James Bond knockoff film giving his videotaped ultimatum to the government.
Hey guys! I'm really into tobacco pipes now. Let me tell you about them.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Hitler couldn't have won without women and Lenin probably couldn't either. --Davis M.J. Aurini
Didn't watch the whole thing, skipped around, SWEET LORD 20:30-22:30
22:30-23:30 is really worth it, too.
Apparently the problem with feminism is that feminists insist on perpetuating this desperate farce that they are quote "human beings" unquote deserving of quote "dignity" unquote
Remarkably lucid understanding of the issue.
Extravagance, in this case, really works for his message.
Totally dashing in his mannerisms.
Absolutely correct in his assumptions.
Ravenously sexy when he says "faggot."
Damn, he's a fucking rhetorical genius.
People like this guy made me realize that Fedora's aren't the problem. Its the goatee. Also, is he doing this entire performance in front of a green screen?
I was waiting for the green screen to tip over and reveal his mom doing laundry in the background.
That cross you bear must be getting pretty heavy. Allow me to bear the burden, brother.
I'm such a bad person for not wanting to generalize based on hairstyles! I know, it's horrible.
Kind of telling that you would attack a statement of mine such as "Don't be prejudiced", with the completely non-sequitur reference to having a cross to bear. I mean, do you actually think what you said is at all relevant or is this just an even lazier, logic-free version of trolling?
Oh relax, I wasn't attacking you. I was simply dismissing you with a silly statement. I made an observance, and you decided to take a stand against "Facial Hair Bullying". Come on now, really?
Also, the "cross" statement was in reference to your internet goatee, as previously mentioned by Bongoprophet. Cambridge defines the statement as, "An unpleasant or painful situation or person that you must accept and deal with, although you find it very difficult".
I offered to help you with your goatee problem, as I used to have one myself. Everyone told me I looked like Daughtry, so I shaved it off. Its not too late for you, Gmork.
Reach for the razor.
Anybody with a goatse on their face has serious fucking problems.
it's less bad to generalize about something that people choose knowing what the generalizations about them will be
"Women crave male attention."
Oh, so women are the who started an entire 'movement' based on whining about how the opposite sex keeps friendzoning them? I've been confused this whole time!
|Adham Nu'man |
I'm both aroused and very angry.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
There goes my gaydar. This guy's like Dr. Tobias Funke's evil twin.
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. |
Ok, I watched like 5 seconds. What the fuck is "divide by zero" humour!?!?!?
To live a day in this man's dumb combat boots... *puts on turtleneck, turns on e-cig, rants about faggots ruining men's rights*
Oh good, I checked out his website. "Trained as a Historian at McMaster University, and as an Infantry soldier in the Canadian Forces, I'm an author, a strategist, a neoreactionary monarchist, and an entrepreneur."
So he sat down, really thought things through, and decided WELP I GUESS I AM A FASCIST THAT WANTS TO LIVE LIFE UNDER THE BRUTAL YOKE OF A KING! THIS IS WHAT MAKES SENSE TO ME!
|pyslexic dharmacist |
I didn't expect to watch the whole godforsaken thing but holy shit this guy is hilariously sad. No amount of head shaving, smoking, and black suits are going to make you Spider Jerusalem, bro. Give it up.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Spends a minute and a half talking about how feminists are going to be offended.
I gave you the good bits in the description!
Also add to that 20:30-22:30
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