|The Mothership |
The guy still passed out. Holy shit. Epic Bro Legend.
Now we know that MDMA will make James Taylor young again! I always thought it just made the Crows in the sky plot your every move, mocking you. Always mocking you.
I like to think that he passed out at 11PM but only became Floor Bro at around 6AM, after a sufficient amount of people had left the house.
I can't decide if I want to punch him for the chinmuff or the squeaky voice
Party at my house! C'mon poetv, we got this fucker.
I used to go to fall out Boys' parties on Lake Michigan and this is some pussy ass shit. Eastern Wisconsin forever!
I imagine Fall Out Boy parties would be packed floor to ceiling with 14 year old whores.
I wonder what that unrepentant Australian party kid is doing now. He seemed cool.
"and the sexual assault of a 19-year-old Mount Pleasant woman"
I imagine that's what the rapist was thinking: "mount pleasant woman".
|Old People |
I'm having a kegger this weekend and if we get at least one Floor Bro, I will count it a success.
Truly, people are idiots everywhere:
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Party Guy cautions parents to watch their kids.
What a great role model!
Needs a James Taylor tag.
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