|The Mothership |
Solid joke, everybody's been making it all day. But most people were making it more cleverly than that.
Ok it was cute, but I expect more from Conan.
God, guns, and guts.
|Oscar Wildcat |
Nothing to worry about, the disease only really affects third world countries, where the public health system is so fucked up that when people present at the hospital with life threatening illnesses they're given antibiotics and sent away.
Ha. I was going to make a tasteless joke about how we kill doctors and burn clinics here as well, and it suddenly struck me that we _do_ actually do both those things here. If it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck...
Thank God it landed in Texas first, or it would be MONTHS of "divine retribution against Godless gay marriage and abortion".
Science: "Look, Ebola is pretty easy to handle and avoid, here's how, so don't panic."
Science: "Uh, this climate change stuff is getting pretty serious and we need to do something soon or it's most likely going to be a disaster."
Everyone: *Revs motors*
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