|Accidie - 2015-01-06 |
All those local newscasters who have had Profanity yelled at them and dildos shoved in their face's combined don't deserve the grief these art school dip-shits rightfully need.
|il fiore bel - 2015-01-06 |
Well, I wouldn't use those terms, but he's not exactly wrong.
But he seems to be under the impression that FB gave birth to acronyms like LOL, FTW, and BRB, among others, so he needs to be slapped around anyway and set straight.
|Aelric - 2015-01-06 |
Christ, EVERYONE is an English Teacher in Asia now.
|chumbucket - 2015-01-06 |
Card two implies this was a "talk".
|TeenerTot - 2015-01-06 |
Get off Facebook! Please subscribe and share.
I guess I was too subtle.
|infinite zest - 2015-01-06 |
Hey why am I a tag here? I like to use FB to keep in touch with people in other parts of the world that I can't just call up, and only once POE's FB page for pitching zany television show ideas to a group of creative people, which in my opinion is about the same as being in a pub with a group of musicians and starting a "band." It might not work, but it's worth a try, and it's not like this is the first time someone has shown interest in making a video game, TV show, band on this site, but once a video leaves the front page, it's pretty much gone like a case of short-term memory loss, along with the ideas. If you're my FB friend I spend little or no time doing the things this guy's describing, and if I'm tagged in a post, well, so be it. Maybe I'm one of the lucky ones who doesn't have friends who do the things he describes, present company included (you know who you are.) :) LOLL8R #YOLO
Also ripping off Bob Dylan and littering at the same time isn't cool.
You can't tell it's a green screen?
Why are you tagged for this video?
Maybe Scrotum knows that I dress kinda like this guy and often have similar opinions about Facebook but never share them, and upon completing college wanted to teach English in Japan or S. Korea but marriage got in the way so I decided to put those dreams on the backburner and spend my lunch breaks and downtime at work on a site full of really smart and funny people whose company I enjoy while I see my friends who joined the "JET" (or related) programs thrive overseas, feeling a little jealous because I've been out of school for 9 years so what's the point of applying now, or going back to college for that matter so why not use facebook as a springboard for something new for many of us?
But I never wear a hat and my handwriting's better than that. :)
Hahahahahaha. It's all good. I guess we do kinda look alike. I might just make a poetv parody of this and submit it. :)
I think you need to do this immediately.
IZ, you are The King of The Long Comment lately.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-01-06 |
Facebook is the worst, and this is a pretty good video. Somehow it doesn't quite connect in the middle. There are much better reasons for staying off FB, but I like it anyway.
Facebook is pretty bad. This video is pretentious, has crappy music and nearly all of the things it criticizes aren't Facebook-specific at all.
A lot of them aren't even Internet-specific.
I'm lucky to have pretty cool friends on it, but when I was married I sort of had to be friends with my ex's friends, her family, and even her family's kids (and a baby) and it was the most banal shit from Buzzfeed at best. At worst, it was them getting upset because I didn't "like" some politically charged statement or link (her family and mine didn't necessarily share the same views on a lot of things, but I like to be respectful and not say anything at all; on facebook that's poison whereas in real-life it's making up an excuse to make a phone call.)
In this kid's defense the video was from around 2010 and that was when shit was going down in my personal life with my soon-to-be ex. She'd attack me with comments and posts, and then when I unfriended her and she blocked me, FB had the nicest way of telling you that literally "No one" likes this, so going back and deleting old photos of us was harder on my heart than just burning a wedding album. In 2014/15 it seems to be a little better about handling things like that, and not making people feel like stalkers.
So I dunno, like I said it's a good tool for me because Madison Wisconsin is America's revolving door, and I doubt if my former housemate in Hong Kong is thinking about me enough to text or write me a letter or text me, but if I see what he had for breakfast, then cool. Looks tasty.
|StanleyPain - 2015-01-06 |
Make sure to share the #getofffacebook hashtag and share your instagram pictures of you not on facebook!! LIKE SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE and please follow my YouTube Channel for edgy videos!!
The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house.
|magnesium - 2015-01-06 |
All of those acronyms existed before Facebook. And if you don't use it, how will you know which of your relatives are the most racist?
That's what thanksgiving is for!
|Gmork - 2015-01-06 |
Not just facebook - the entire world is an angry shitpile right now and the internet is exacerbating everyone's already-shitty attitudes.
Gmork do you write your own stuff?
|Hooker - 2015-01-06 |
I should start a Facebook profile for this guy.
|Adham Nu'man - 2015-01-07 |
My Facebook is pretty cool. Just unfollow the people you know in real life who are boring as fuck and find people who do interesting shit with theirs (even if you don't know them) and then you have a pretty good source of information.
I got into speleology and rock climbing and mountaineering pretty much thanks to Facebook.
I got into a fight with a longtime friend of mine and now we don't talk.
For some reason this made me imagine you two in this commercial, except with the lines replaced with what you're saying here:
Hooker, we can salvage you and your friends' relationship with AOL! All we need to do is point and click.
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