I skipped around but the really shitty rendition of Maurice Ravel's Bolero (made famous in the Dudley Moore vehicle "10") around 1:16:00 or so is fucking awesome.
But no nudity? When I was back in high school I found a game with equally dumb pick-up lines (basically get three questions about Tennis or something right and you get full frontal VGA dick and pussy) but even Melrose place came closer to nudity than this. Oh well. I'm using all these lines for my okcupid.