poorwill If wishes were horses. You'll get a bullet and you'll be grateful for it.
duck&cover Leaves your zombies springtime fresh and winter white.
That guy I like that noise a lot- the brush flying through the air at like 35 mph. So satisfying. I'm not crazy, right?
infinite zest Discovery Channel is about all I watch at work because there's no cable, and holy shit it's fucking boring. Tow truckers in Alaska? Hot Rods? Mining for gold in Alaska? These are things that should be cool, but they're not: bad choreographed drama and little else. But even if this segment was 45 minutes, Slingshot Guy could hold my attention the entire time without firing a single shot.
Bort This is a man who has found his heaven here on earth, and wants you to share in his joy.
Like a proper German he keeps his yard tidy and free of zombies.