|sasazuka - 2016-01-08 |
Call me a square, but I thought the sketch was funnier before they got to the marijuana dispensary.
Yeah the first couple minutes were classic Conan to me, which is the Conan I grew up with. But the rest was the Ice-ing on the cake. See what I did there?
I'll ask you a second time, DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE MOTHERFUCKER! :)
|infinite zest - 2016-01-08 |
I like Kevin Hart and Ice Cube, for their comedy and music respectively, but those movies they do together look godawful from the trailers. What's the point of making a PG-13 rated movie with these two?
But 5 for Conan reminding me of my coworker/boss who loves to be a dick just like this and fuck around with me to waste time on the clock, since I'm not a very good driver.
Also Popeyes buttermilk biscuits feel like buttermilk flavored pop rocks. This is probably the most staged thing I've ever seen from Conan but it was still really cute.
I've had to sit through a few, and it's funny to see him in a G or PG-rated movie as a family man or something, because he's still the crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube to me. But a buddy cop movie with no cussin? That's taking shit too far. As for Hart, I liked his stand up special on netflix and don't know much else about him, but it's kind of too bad that he was thrown into the late 90s Eddie Murphy roles so quickly.
Some of this has to do with marketing: I've seen a lot of movies where they cut away because the movie was made to be R. Die Hard 4's a good example of this. Yippie Kay Yay mother(gunshot) but for the most part there's been a noticeable drop in attendance at those movies. I think Hollywood pretty much got the message and Die Hard 5 (don't watch it) is full of fucks again. Kids these days need to see movies without parental guidance, but they also know how to illegally download movies better than I do.. Chuck D was wrong about the way Hollywood's probably going to burn.
There are $ome $uper excellent rea$on$ for a PG-13 film $tarring the$e two, you $illy goo$e.
Gotta get that sweet 14-year-old white boy pocket money.
True, but I think I had it figured out by 14 that pg13 comedies usually don't work, and that was back in 1994.
Then again, there were a few good PG13 comedies that came out before I turned 18, like the excellent Dirty Work. But I knew how to get R rated VCDs over in Chinatown no problemo. So unless parents have become smarter too, most 14 year olds should know that they can just get the R rated movies with a push of a button or two (and a couple of porno ads).
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2016-01-08 |
Ice Cube: still too macho to politely turn down a joint offer when the Asian staffer offered him hers. Just look the other way, bro. A man has got to assert his dominance in the presence of 5ft something tiny Asian women.
|That guy - 2016-01-08 |
How can this trio's inevitable 'white guy' schtick work at the same time that it's clearly tired as fuck?
Boggles the mind.
Also, how can this girl be my waifu.
Very mind boggling. Also I wonder how the pot thing worked. I'm sure it was fake pot, a fake cop, the girl wasn't learning to drive, etc. etc. but it is illegal to smoke and drive in California I think.
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