These Minecons seem more and more like one gigantic school field trip.
I had no idea minecon was a thing. I can't decide whether it's more or less sad than whatever they call an MLP convention. Probably ponycon or something equally retarded.
So apparently that weird gesture/dance those young'uns were doing with their arms is called "dabbing".
Are you... are you making a joke? Or is it actually called that?
And with that, Gmork became an old fart.
Not to be confused with the other kind of dabbing.
When I saw what the current generation was all about, I sped the 'Old Fart' process along simply to widen the gap. Now I can smoke cigars and sip brandy while reading leatherbound books and complain about how much better things were in my day!
Hate to break it to you, but sipping brandy and reading old books is making a comeback, too. Kids today call it "cob nobblering".
Oh, my stars and garters! Oh, my sainted hat!
Actually, watching a bit more of the video I think you're talking about a different thing than I am. I'm pretty sure my assessment of the stuff I was thinking of was right all along.
I had a whole other bullshit paragraph about how high fiving white kids in the 80s were just as ridiculous looking as this "dabbing" thing but then the video hit 2:57 and nothing else seemed important anymore.
I have become an old man. Had to ask the daughter what the heck this was all about.
I found the twitter of that Keemstar/harambe kid towards the end (avsterbone). He flew from New Jersey to California to do that and regrets not saying the N-word while he had the chance.
I am sure he is somehow emblematic of the youth of today.
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