Beatrix Potter's spinning in her grave.
James Corden is the dumbshit British comedian who is infamously a gigantic manbaby asshole in real life, right? I don't really watch much TV.
All that is good and pure about the world must be defiled.
I think there's a tag for that, if not, get to work.
This is just terrible. Beyond terrible. If ever a movie exec could miss the point of a story property...
This is enough to change my view of perpetual copyrights.
|Marlon Brawndo |
I just Googled this movie and the plot is even worse than I imagined. Apparently, Peter and Mr. McGregor are both in love with Rose Byrne, who moves in next door. Mr. McGregor pretends to be an animal lover but he really just wants to exterminate all the rabbits on his farm.
This is the plot to a children's film. A rabbit wants to get laid with a human woman. I can't wait until they make the new version of Watership Down where they settle things with rap battles and a dance off!
Just wait for Watership Down 2: The Legend of Violet's Gold, coming soon to Netflix!
|Marlon Brawndo |
I am speechless from the second trailer. It's basically Home Alone with rabbits.
|Love & Vomit |
I read your comments before watching the trailer and it still managed to be worse than I imagined. The preview image for the recommended video afterward showed the buttocks of a gnome wearing a one-piece thong swimsuit. It was for a trailer for an upcoming film called 'Sherlock Gnomes' starring Johnny Depp. 2018 is going to be a long year.
It's a sequel to a horrible 2011 film called Gnomeo & Juliet. There's a drawn out fart joke not more than 25 seconds into the trailer.
|il fiore bel |
This might have worked for a completely original story. Peter had issues from what I remember, but not like that.
If I didn't know better I'd swear that this trailer was from 2010, because literally every shot is rendered in that obnoxious way so many movies were when 3D was hot new shit, as if the director were screaming at the audience "LOOK EVERYONE IT'S 3D AMAZING HUH NEVER MIND THE SHITTY PLOT OR DIALOG WOW LOOK HOW ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE POPPING OUT AT YOU!"
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