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Desc:In celebration of the release of a video game that will finally make life worth living.
Category:Video Games, Trailers
Tags:xbox, Child abuse, bioshock, big daddy
Submitted:Xiphias
Date:08/20/07
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Comment count is 26
IrishWhiskey
I'll be up early in the morning to grab a copy. And calling in sick to work.

Prepare to die little girl...
Adramelech
I will be playing this in a mere ten hours. BioShock is currently sitting at an average score of 97/100 at Metacritic.

Yeah.
Mike Tyson?!
This game looks stupid what is wrong with you people.

DARK HALLWAY SIMULATOR 2007: LITTLE KILLING GIRL EDITION
Lindner
Awww... Just because BioShock is coming along doesn't mean that we'll love you any less, Mikey.

Stog
Don't you be confusing this with Doom 3 you dumbfuck

Aubrey McFate
Play the demo. Then shut the hell up.

Mike Tyson?!
Now that I've beaten the demo I wish there were more Bioshock related videos so I could 1 star them.

Aubrey McFate
I want to berate you more, but then I realized that the fact that you hate it is a great reason to buy Bioshock.

coprolalia
Body horror plus killing little girls plus Alitheia's art deco undersea kingdom.

Wish I'd known about this sooner so I might have picked up a 360.
coprolalia
I was almost ready to believe that was in-game, too.

Jeff Fries
NOW it looks like a videogame
kingarthur
So its a critique of what would go wrong in a Randian society? Nice.
ABoyNamedCheese
if it is, it's an awfully stupid one. it's like saying communism wouldn't work because of dragons.

dead_cat
Wishing I had a 360 right about now. DAMN!
Stog
God DAMN IT, I really REALLY need to get around to upgrading that video card!
Merzbau
Fantastic use of the song in this clip.
Cube
Why don't they make a game based on giving hugs and presents instead of shooting ja blowing up stuff.
Xenocide
Nice, but I kind of wish the ad focused more on the cool story concept and aesthetic and less on giving us fake gameplay footage. We're gonna be shooting stuff for 30 hours, we don't need to see someone pretend to do it with prettier graphics.

The last boss needs to be a horrific nightmare of genetic engineering with parts from all your favorite evil sea creatures. It has three heads: Ayn Rand's on top, Steve Ditko's growing out of the stomach, and Alethia's where the vagina should be.
Xiphias
I figure they're keeping mum on the story so you don't already know all of it when you actually play the game

Aelric
never, ever before have i so regretted not making a pre-order. i wasn't too worked up about it till i played the demo. now, hoo boy am i frothing at the mouth. i won't stand in line, but i will check my local game shops a little early tomorrow.
Operation Cornflakes
Can't wait Can't wait Can't wait Can't wait Can't wait Can't wait Can't wait Can't wait Can't wait Can't wait

Also...Bobby Darin.
Bone_Vulture
Uh... they've made the little scavenger girl mutants look less pedobait and more satanic?

Caminante Nocturno
Oh my God, there are bees coming out of my arm, old-timey football players are trying to murder me, and I have to suck fluid out of little girls in order to stay alive. Why didn't I just wait for someone to save me on the surface?
Valkor
Because you were asked nicely.

yourmother
because of MIND CONTROL. newsflash guys, this game was stupid.

Caminante Nocturno
Your newsflash is stupid.

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