This kid has every right to be excited, Blastoise was the best Pokemon in the base set.
|Innocent Bystander |
We need a young priest and an old priest.
I don't think I've ever been that excited about ANYTHING my entire life.
|Operation Cornflakes |
The slow motion "scream of the damned" makes it for me.
|Eroticus E |
There are not enough stars in the sky.
I read that as "batusi", I thought he was gonna do the Batman dance.
Words no good. Just watch.
What a laugh that kid has. Must be a member of Future Supervillains of America.
Nintendo 64 kid, you have met your match.
|Caminante Nocturno |
-1 for the music, otherwise that's a legitimate religious experience that kid had.
Getting a little tired of all the anime hysteria on this website. Anything that has to do with japan needs its own mini site so I don't have to see it, or just fucking leave and go to 4chan or something.
A lot of people feel the same way and are just tired of 1 starring this bullshit and getting long beardly tirades in response.
Way to miss the point, you horrible fat fuck. Exactly how much anime is in this clip, you awful piece of unfuckable nerdtrash? This is clearly the best clip ever and you, in your BADASS SNAKE INTERNET PERSONA, have to shit on everyone else's parade. Did your parents never get you cool presents as a child, theSNAKE? Have you forgotten LAUGHTER?
Eat shit and die. This was fucking awesome.
First of all, snake is not an internet persona, its what most of my friends actually call me.
Second of all, yes this didn't have anything to do with anime directly, but the ridiculous response of this child to a jap cartoon playing card game reminded me how you all get hot and wet downstairs about anything anime related so I believe its relevant.
I think you calling me a fat nerd is quite apropo to how crazy you all get, and for the record I am about 6'1" 190.
I believe this answers all my critics and I claim victory in this debate.
Translated from Fatspeak:
"Snake is my fursona, and it's the only name the RL convention goers I associate with know me by. Anime gets me hot and wet, especially when it involves screaming children, but I shall protest too much in hopes nobody catches me out. I am 5'2" and weighed 190 by the age of eight, and I am sobbing softly to myself over my keyboard."
Most of my friends call me Panda, yet I somehow managed to not be humongous faggot like you.
IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE KID IS/GOES NUTS OVER SOMETHING VERY TRIVIAL. BUT IT COULD BE ABOUT HIM GETTING A NEW PUPPY OR A TRICYCLE. CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THE POINT OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT YOUR STUPID ASS NOW THAT I'M WRITING THIS IN THESE BIG, BOLD LETTERS? FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm 7'8" and 625 lbs of pure titanium and hatred. My friends call me "Johnny Stompnuts". Yeah. I'm that tough.
This video was annoying as hell. Why so much love for it, does it remind you of yourself 5 years ago or something? Children screaming about Pokemon is nails on chalkboard to me and I stand by my rating.
Also, I do not portend to be some kind of internet tough guy just because my height and weight are proportional, its kind of sad for all of you to be bagging on it. In addition, my nickname was given to me ironically because I'm very low key most of the time as you can tell from my patient responses to all the 15 year olds trying to flex on me with crazy internet insults and all caps typing and calling me a faggot.
"I do not PREtend". And I think now might be as good a time as ever to point out that apropos has an 'S' on the end. Faggot.
Look, it's like Innocent Bystander said. It's not the fact he's flipping out about Pokemon that makes this a quality video, it's the fact he's flipping out, period. If little kids enjoying Pokemon cards really offends you that much, then just pretend he got a brand new waffle iron, or a tuba signed by the cast of 'Cheers'. The effect will be the same.
If us liking anime bothers you that damn much, then fucking leave Snake.
I doubt any of us will miss you.
And it's been said to death already, but way to miss the point of the video.
Also, lol at thinking you pwned everyone with words.
I'm a cheerful, enthusiastic guy.
I've been told by most of my close friends that I'm the happiest person they've ever met.
Yet, never, EVER, have I been as happy as this kid seems to be.
|Spike Jonez |
So this is the face of temporal lobe epilepsy.
Hilarious but I don't get it. This card only goes for like $1.25 on ebay.
|Pie Boy |
The buildup to the big guitar part makes this. Now the N64 kid needs a catchy punk song too.
|Fur is Murder |
He looks like a Muppet towards the end.
man, not even a charizard
I've been playing Pokemon a lot recently.
I never played it when I was younger, when it first came out.
I have a Blastoise. It can kill anything.
-1 star because his head did not literally explode
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
So I guess you don't actually have to watch the pokeyman cartoon to have siezures now? Awesome. Also +a billion stars for the slow-mo scream, it's right up there with the fat kid and the skateboard.
Also, I have a new person on the list of people who need to wait four weeks before making some asinine comment, so I don't have to scroll through two pages of people putting said faggot in his place.
Linkbacks include a Google search for "bold fucking."
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|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
I feel weirdly depressed that this didn't evoke enough - any - happy memories.
great preload image.
Back in 1998 when I was still in school Pokemon playing cards were actually more popular than the video game =/
I can't say I ever saw the appeal of the cards.
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