mouser 
Both pussies would get hit because of their shadow. Also, -4 because of stupid forehead gushing plush as it's being shot (should have used a hindu decoy).
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Syd Midnight You should give -4 for the horrible idea, and +4 because of how humiliated the announcer must feel, being forced to fake awe at a cheap plushie with a gun stuffed up its ass.
If you only need 5 seconds of WTF, you could probably improvise a decoy out of anything. I mean, would you instantly spin and shoot from the hip if you saw a melon creeping around a corner?
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mouser Fuck yeah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCnNeD_5svY
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Syd Midnight
Simply amazing. When it first started, I assumed it was a parody and was surprised that they'd emulated the douchebag announcer so accurately.
I'm guessing that like most retarded gimmick attachments, in an entire war maybe 3 guys will wish they had one, and only for about 15 seconds.
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coprolalia
Emasculating, impractical, and may result in innocent kitties getting blown away by twitchy guerrillas? BRILLIANT
It's military chindogu.
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EvilHomer
Scoff if you will, but that's pretty fucking awesome.
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Jefka
"This is what we need to do... to take our experience... future technology"... Future technology?!
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SolRo
minus 4 stars because I thought it was something that shot kittens...possibly into a corner.
minus a galaxy for the announcer
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Syd Midnight You should see his other stuff. He's been around. It's satisfying to see him shilling something humiliating, and not "The AWESOME new STRYKER system which fires TEN MILLIMETER PROJECTILES which can OBLITERATE a target from ONE HUNDRED METERS AWAY.
This isn't an isolated incident, this is come-uppance.
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SolRo ohh I know his work all too well, hense minus a galaxy full of stars.
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Aernaroth2
Hey, worked in postal 2.
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Hodge
What?
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athodyd
Somehow, the fact that they dressed up the bipod as the kitty's rear legs is the stupidest/most hilarious thing about this weapon.
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Syd Midnight I don't think that part flexes, so imagine a combat situation where that would come into play. "That commando is aiming a.. no, it has huge hind legs, he must be aiming an actual cat at me. No rush."
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theFlu
this is how you kill poeTV's cat fanciers.
5 stars for that.
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Doctor Arcane
Israel wtf? This is the sort of shit I'd expect out of Japan.
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theFlu they need a constant supply of young blood
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svraz
That Israeli cocked a kitty. Also note to Palestinian comrades: shoot all plush toys lurking around corners. Trust me on this guys.
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Frostilicus
THE FUTURE OF WARFARE
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oogaBooga
I'm fucking guffawing over here. GUFFAWING.
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Tuan Jim
"Good kitty"
The fact that was inspired by acutal killing of other human beings is a little unnerving.
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