Both pussies would get hit because of their shadow. Also, -4 because of stupid forehead gushing plush as it's being shot (should have used a hindu decoy).
You should give -4 for the horrible idea, and +4 because of how humiliated the announcer must feel, being forced to fake awe at a cheap plushie with a gun stuffed up its ass.
If you only need 5 seconds of WTF, you could probably improvise a decoy out of anything. I mean, would you instantly spin and shoot from the hip if you saw a melon creeping around a corner?
Fuck yeah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCnNeD_5svY
|Syd Midnight |
Simply amazing. When it first started, I assumed it was a parody and was surprised that they'd emulated the douchebag announcer so accurately.
I'm guessing that like most retarded gimmick attachments, in an entire war maybe 3 guys will wish they had one, and only for about 15 seconds.
Emasculating, impractical, and may result in innocent kitties getting blown away by twitchy guerrillas? BRILLIANT
It's military chindogu.
Scoff if you will, but that's pretty fucking awesome.
"This is what we need to do... to take our experience... future technology"... Future technology?!
minus 4 stars because I thought it was something that shot kittens...possibly into a corner.
minus a galaxy for the announcer
You should see his other stuff. He's been around. It's satisfying to see him shilling something humiliating, and not "The AWESOME new STRYKER system which fires TEN MILLIMETER PROJECTILES which can OBLITERATE a target from ONE HUNDRED METERS AWAY.
This isn't an isolated incident, this is come-uppance.
ohh I know his work all too well, hense minus a galaxy full of stars.
Hey, worked in postal 2.
Somehow, the fact that they dressed up the bipod as the kitty's rear legs is the stupidest/most hilarious thing about this weapon.
I don't think that part flexes, so imagine a combat situation where that would come into play. "That commando is aiming a.. no, it has huge hind legs, he must be aiming an actual cat at me. No rush."
this is how you kill poeTV's cat fanciers.
5 stars for that.
|Doctor Arcane |
Israel wtf? This is the sort of shit I'd expect out of Japan.
they need a constant supply of young blood
That Israeli cocked a kitty. Also note to Palestinian comrades: shoot all plush toys lurking around corners. Trust me on this guys.
THE FUTURE OF WARFARE
I'm fucking guffawing over here. GUFFAWING.
|Tuan Jim |
The fact that was inspired by acutal killing of other human beings is a little unnerving.
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