I've been a little obsesed with finding this creep's humanity - the guy behind all the lovingly stilted and incorrectly-pronouced scripts, the flocks of forged photos, and lack of natural facial expressions, if you will.
With this video, I think I may have found it. One of, if not the first, replies from VFX to The Amazing Atheist, the aftermath of this video's being listed was such that Shawn took it down to avoid further humiliation; aditionally, if you are familiar with Shawn's schtick, it looks like he was more than a little flabbergasted/angry/annoyed while making and editing this.
So yeah, unless, he creates someting of such spectacularl beauty that NOT submitting it here would be a fucking travesty, this is it.
This kid is the perfect example of why we need the ability to punch in peoples' faces over the internet. I assume he's so pale because if he ever left his home, men, women and children would uncontrollably punch him in the face until he stopped breathing (or at the very least, talking).
I once contemplated the possibilities of sterilizing people via the Internet, but it came off too much like a Parking Lot is Full cartoon.
He cranked the contrast in a vain attempt to draw attention away from his squirrelly mustache
It's also an effective way to cover up acne, which I'm sure he has in spades. Acne of the soul cannot be masked so easily.
|Dinky Patterson |
He is quite annoying with that stupid floppy blonde hair, cussing, and constant flipping the bird.
Is it can be punches tiem nao?
I think they are both embarrassing to observe.
Genius move here on Mr. VenomfangX's part, getting in an internet fight with a mongoloid who actually makes VenomfangX look like the more articulate and contemplative of the two.
However, one star because this clip is really, really, really difficult to watch, and I've actually watched all the poeTV venomfangX canon
|a flaming monkey |
Youtube comment of the week:
Arayziel (2 days ago)
"ugh, these unbelievers upset me, why can't they just see the Cthulhu is lying beneath the ocean, and when he awakes he will furiously sodomise the Earth? We need to sacrifice all those who are against the Cthulhi, else they feel his neverending anal exploration."
...and, a reply:
hunit711 (11 hours ago)
"ill pray for you... "
I'm really sorry. I know that this guy is a Creationist and he's really stupid and irritating and insane and many people think like him. I also know he censors everything and he believes in creating this internet world of support where he fights the power. I know that this kind of insanity is what traditional POE is all about and I usually support it, but I find creationist shit to be so depressing and sad and such a losing battle fought by a really sad group of people on both sides that I just can't watch it, care about it, or laugh about it.
However I really want to submit these clips of this creationist children's show that is really terrifying but also hilarious... I'll convert them to flash soon.
also it's 7 in the morning and i just left a bar.
Add that it's a Tuesday... important detail.
MLK day drives me to the bottle
By the way, I've got VenomFangX's interview with 'Allah' sitting in the Hopper and nobody's touched it yet. I think it's the most outrageous, over-the-top, terribly acted and arrogant thing Venom has done so far. I think it belongs on poeTV.
Oh, that is a brilliant one. If any VFX douchery belongs here it's that one.
I five star this despite considering AA to be a complete twit... that line "Are you psycho-analyzing Satan?" is possibly one of the greatest questions I have ever heard put together in the english language.
This is the smugest person alive, and he really needs to be punched
Not really sure what's different about this video in comparison to his other crap. Same ol dipshit.
|Frank Rizzo |
close to 11 fucking minutes of NOTHING!!! Oh, he called him a fat loser, wow he REALLY lost his cool there!!
+2 for the lack of evolution in pens. Yes dipshit pens did evolve, I would call going from dipping sticks in blood, to felt tip pens to balpoint pens an evolution.
|Pie Boy |
For the first quarter of the video (before I gave up in boredom and read the comments) I honestly thought VFX was arguing with himself. Like, some old clips of himself before he was born-again.
It gets an extra star for terrifying confusion. Seriously, I'm freaking out here.
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