5 stars for artificial insemination footage
I like how visibly terrified he is of it in contrast to how apathetic it is. The thing is too inbred to care much.
"Durr, I like alfalfa."
bulls, the bouncer of the cow world.
strong, big and imbred to the point of boobery.
|Frank Rizzo |
theres a semen tag. Im scared...
Did you know bull semen is not aloud on Greyhound buses?
They brush over this fact in the video, but these bulls were primarily created as a safety measure to counter the threat of ligers. Now the world can rest easy once again... until researchers make the bulliger.
"When you say double-muscled do you mean it has two of every muscle?"
So what do you do for a living?
Oh, I jerk off extraordinarily muscular bulls.
|Fur is Murder |
That thing is gonna be a big hit with the furries.
He was a sperm machine
He kept his motor clean
He was the freakiest bull that I ever seen
Dude, French guy: This is not natural selection. There is nothing natural about a freakmeat bull. Although it does look delicious.
Douglas Adams spins in his grave.
Sure it is, we are naturally selecting delicious mounds of pre-dead beef.
You could get a million goddamn hamburgers out of one of these. Mmmmm... ass-meat.
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