BUrt Reynolds is a douchebag in, "Douchebag"!

See! Burt wish he could make a fat guy poop!

Hear! Burt compare himself to an STD!

Gasp! As Burt reveals that chutzpah can't deflect bullets!

Wish! You were just watching Smokey and the Bandit instead!

Why do American Marines always have to sound shouty and fucktarded in movies ?

Needs a remake with Norm Macdonald playing Burt Reynolds playing Raven.

And the 'Everything is Terrible' tag.

In 1997 Burt did this and Boogie Nights.

Having actually seen the film in question, late night on basic cable, I can tell you it's exactly what you'd expect from this bit.

I really want to see this movie, now.

So is Burt a good guy or a bad guy in this comedy?

"MAWTIN.....GEEEEeeet OUT"

The way this guy mercilessly insults people before and after he shoots them in the head is just MEAN.

Raven also failed ENG 101 at night school.

They just don't write romantic dialogue like this anymore.

He probably sits up at night, thinking up what to say before he shoots someone.

You know, it's actually painful to watch how much Burt hates himself. That D & D movie he was in? With Ray Liotta? You got the feeling he was going to stop the shoot anytime and put a gun in his mouth. At least, as far as the plastic surgery will allow him to move his face.