Xenocide 
BUrt Reynolds is a douchebag in, "Douchebag"!
See! Burt wish he could make a fat guy poop!
Hear! Burt compare himself to an STD!
Gasp! As Burt reveals that chutzpah can't deflect bullets!
Wish! You were just watching Smokey and the Bandit instead!
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soci-o-path
Why do American Marines always have to sound shouty and fucktarded in movies ?
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Aoi
Needs a remake with Norm Macdonald playing Burt Reynolds playing Raven.
And the 'Everything is Terrible' tag.
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zatojones
In 1997 Burt did this and Boogie Nights.
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BHWW
Having actually seen the film in question, late night on basic cable, I can tell you it's exactly what you'd expect from this bit.
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Xiphias
I really want to see this movie, now.
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sosage
So is Burt a good guy or a bad guy in this comedy?
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Ursa_minor
"MAWTIN.....GEEEEeeet OUT"
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Cleaner82
The way this guy mercilessly insults people before and after he shoots them in the head is just MEAN.
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Corman's Inferno
Raven also failed ENG 101 at night school.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
They just don't write romantic dialogue like this anymore.
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Caminante Nocturno
He probably sits up at night, thinking up what to say before he shoots someone.
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Paracelsus
You know, it's actually painful to watch how much Burt hates himself. That D & D movie he was in? With Ray Liotta? You got the feeling he was going to stop the shoot anytime and put a gun in his mouth. At least, as far as the plastic surgery will allow him to move his face.
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