|Caminante Nocturno |
No, Mister Sofa, I expect you to die!
WILL IT SHRED?
SOFA KING DEAD
five stars for the death squawk at :20
Love Seat shreds!
I know this comment was made a billion times on Youtube, but if I had one of these things I would soon own nothing at all. Would just throw things in it all day.
They actually shred a torpedo in one of their videos. I'd like to see the blender guy try THAT.
Watched every one of these guys videos. Pure entertainment.
|Unmerciful Crushing Force |
So Tom, where's your precious blender NOW?!?
So, what would happen if a person fell in there?
They would dance on top of the grinders in a comical yet amazing manner, similar to Jackie Chan, until they were rescued by Owen Wilson.
That's how it happened to me, anyway.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I love the old computers one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1_uvM-5xKs&feature=related)
Help! Help! Get us out of here!
Perhaps more entertaining than the shredding is the anguish of the Youtube viewers, aghast at the destruction of valuable "antiques". OH GOD NO NOT ASTEROIDS IT IS A CLASSIC WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS
"Will It Blend?" meets its match.
Also, when I was working at a recycling center a while back, we had one of those huge trash compactors where there was that huge block that compacts everything into an area. Anyway, it was mostly boring stuff like garbage bags and the occasional bookshelf or mirror. Then one day we got to compact a huge three section sofa.
It was really cool to watch. Also, it too had a death scream.
Thycid (2 months ago)
You guys should shred Hillary Clinton!
YouGotMales (2 months ago)
Thycid (2 months ago)
Ron Paul should be the one throwing her in.
"FEED ME HOOMANS! BAROOOOOOO!"
These guys have actually had a web presence longer than the blendtec guys. I want to see it shred a blendtec blender as a further show of dominance.
Sofa smoke! Don't breathe this!
Suck it, you stupid sofa!
I think you are guys are unfairly comparing this to a Blendtec blender. I don't think it has to be one or the other, guys! Plenty of room for shit gettin' tore the hell up.
needs a "suicide machine" tag
i like that on the website for these guys, they refer to it as "processing".
kind of like "retiring".
Imagine being hogtied and thrown into it.
Or better yet being put in it unfettered, but with high, greased walls. You would hop constantly for a while, but after awhile would tire, a foot would get caught and you would be torn from bottom up struggling the whole way.
PS: Don't steal my idea for Saw 6
Somebody put a live cow in one of these things and filmed it. Still gives me nightmares.
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