You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
Is she like 6'5" or is he a shrunken dwarf?
Harlan is a lovable asshole.
Who the hell is Connie Willis?
Put me on board for wondering why I Have no Mouth is so revered. It was written in one sleep deprived, early morning go and it definitely reads that way. The whole "It would not equal one ten billionth of my hate..." speech reminded me of something you'd write for a term paper at 4 am and think it was brilliant, then get the paper back a week later and wonder what the hell you were thinking.
I never even managed to read that shit but even hearing the description of it makes it seem so juvenile and ridiculous and embarassing. 'Well first of all theres this chick (she is black) who can only get an orgasm if her partner has a huge mutant penis (like a black dude lol)'
Yes, Aelric. You are unworthy to visit POEtv and soak up the predictable snark of the elitist, pseudo-intellectual bitches who congregate here until you first read a crappy, irrelevant book written by a frumpy hag.
Do THAT, my son, and you will, at long last, earn the right to keep company with the giants of POEtv, like Repomancer. He will subject you to his rigorous vetting process and then get the car keys from his Mom so he can make it to Gamestop in time for employee orientation.
Dare to dream, Aelric. Reach for the stars.
The POEtv stars.
He looks like some grizzled baby that was left out in the wilderness with a case of beer.
|lieutenant halfabeef |
I'm five starring this because it reminded me of when Penny Arcade's Gabe zinged him so well.
Those were the hottest women they could find that like science fiction.
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