"Are you looking for a hunk of fat and juicy meat? Eat my buddy Pumbah here because he is a treat. Come on down and diiiine on this tasty swiiiine. All you gotta do is get in liiiiiiiiine. Arrrrre ya achin' (yup yup yup) foooorrrr some bacon? (yup yup yup) Heeeee's a big pig! (yup yup) You can be a big pig too!"
It's more fun when they crawl into the neighborhood backyards and take people's tiny dogs. Then you get to watch all the neighborhood parents freak the fuck out and remain convinced for days on end that their fat children will be taken by the "menace" of crocodilians.