|buttnutt - 2008-08-21 |
MCCAIN MUST ROLL CHARISMA IN SAVING THROW VS. ATTACK AD
Uh just so you know saving throws in the classical sense are out, and McCain's mostly going to have to rely on his passive Will defense, which will come from the best of either his Charisma or Wisdom.
I heard that's how it works, anyhow. I... uh... I don't have any... direct... experience with that. Uh. I... McCAIN SUCKS!
|Knuckles - 2008-08-21 |
SIR I AM OUTRAGED THAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY SUGGEST NERDS PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS IN THEIR PARENTS' BASEMENT
I MYSELF AM A NERD WHO PLAYED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS IN HIS PARENTS' BASEMENT AND THIS INSINUATION IS SIMPLY FLABBERGASTING
|KnowFuture - 2008-08-21 |
Needs to have "God Bless America" playing in the background.
|IrishWhiskey - 2008-08-21 |
...not doing a lot to dispel the stereotypes here.
But hey, at least he made a black friend!
And a gay friend. And we all know how popular McCain is among those two groups.
|Xenocide - 2008-08-21 |
Senator, did you know every single detail about my life? Did you know D&D allowed me to talk to a woman? Did you know I got a job because my Paladin has a +3 shield? Did you know I have interacted with black people? Did you know I failed my saving throw for charisma, and was thus unable to make out with the Leslie-Golem? Did you?
ANSWER ME DAMMIT.
|zatojones - 2008-08-21 |
you sir have lost the NERD VOTE
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-08-21 |
I wish I could pull an Amy Wong and just start grumbling and cursing in Cantonese while storming away at this kind of thing.
|chumbucket - 2008-08-21 |
grow mrs goldfarb grow!
|Udderdude - 2008-08-21 |
What the fuck? Goldfarb?
..Weeeeee've got a winner! Weeeeee've got a winner!
for the record i hate that fucking movie and everyone who thinks it's deep and life-changing
go to the city and (any big city, really) and pass by more REAL depressing bullshit than two hours of ass-to-ass and needle infections can ever give you
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-08-21 |
"The nerd demographic is highly upset, sir"
"What? Who cares?"
"Sir, they are a large contigent."
(laughs evilly to himself)
(McCains eyes glow red)
|anotherdeadhero - 2008-08-21 |
awesome, finally some comic relief. Seriously though, I didn't know!
|Anti-Pope - 2008-08-21 |
Hey, did you know?
Did you know?
Did You Know?
dID YoU KNoW?
DID YOU FUCKING KNOW!!?!??!
|baleen - 2008-08-21 |
DO NOT PISS OFF THE HACKERS.
|Rovin - 2008-08-21 |
They COULD just come up with their OWN candidate.
Remember, DnD'ers, best character stat score out of three rolls!
|Rudy - 2008-08-21 |
Patton Oswalt's funniest bit yet.
|Bored - 2008-08-21 |
DID YOU KNOW
I just got back from the biggest gaming convention in the world and watched the owner of that convention make fun of this same type of person.
Also: Dave Arneson did the exact same thing. He co-wrote that shit.
|nubilus - 2008-08-21 |
BIG FUCKIN MISTAKE.
ALSO I PLAYED D&D IN AFGHANISTAN
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-08-21 |
Man, even the D&D players are ragging on McCain.
|charmlessman - 2008-08-21 |
He actually MET A WOMAN!!
|Doctor Arcane - 2008-08-21 |
I wonder if soliders cosplay as normal people at their conventions.
|Pillager - 2008-08-21 |
It's funny to see how much deeper McSame has dug his own political grave...
|Cena_mark - 2008-08-21 |
Yeah blame the economy on your own personal failures.
|DK1987 - 2008-08-21 |
hate to say it but the staffer is probably right, most of these DnD nerds are for Obama and...the guy even fucking admitted he lived in his mom's basement so this guy can go have a mountain dew about it.
|apiaryist - 2008-08-22 |
I know this guy. Funny. He's like this with every minute thing in his life. Ah Boyko. Truly a nerd with a point. This was filmed in a store called "Dragon's Lair".
This made me laugh until I cried.
At first, looking in the background, I thought that a number of gaming stores must have similar shelving setups. Then he mentioned Austin and I realized, Oh shit that's the Dragon's Lair.
And if that's indeed B. Boyko, I think I played a one-shot with him several years ago.
|Midnight Man - 2008-09-14 |
Fuck you guys, this guy is awesome.
|themilkshark - 2008-09-16 |
I heard that game is boring.
|Aernaroth2 - 2008-09-16 |
Critical Fail. The goldfarb takes 1d12 credibility damage.
|colander - 2008-09-25 |
somehow... i knew all of those things the moment i saw him
|fluffy - 2008-11-13 |
I did not know that D&D was a giant industry. I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.
|oogaBooga - 2008-12-31 |
My roommates finally suckered me into playing DnD with them, so every monday about four other guys come over and bring food and drinks and nerd it up.
And you know what? I HAD FUN. Fuck it.
I am croaker, a level four cleric, hear me roar!
|Evol-D - 2009-01-10 |
"professional blogger for a technology company"
|Blue - 2010-07-03 |
Nerd living in his mother's basement playing D&D > anyone arguing that a group of people doesn't "support the troops".
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