I like how he pushes the dog over the counter as if it were disposable.
|a flaming monkey |
Why would you try and rob a gun store? Of all the places that are likely for the attendant to be armed and well trained in the use of firearms.
Because in the movies the bad guy is like, "I needs a gun."
And the gun guy gives him a bigass gun and he's like, "This thing'll blow the door off a meat locker. That'll be five hundred bucks."
And then the bad guy shoots him.
I'm going to post this on poe-news next time someone argues for handguns as a way to deter crime.
oh yeah, also, this is totally fake
1.The guy is wearing a jacket which is huge, while the other guy is wearing a t-shirt. So it is likely for protection from wild beasts.
2.He also leans right over the counter as if he was trying to stab him with his gun. I would assume someone robbing a gun store would know a little about the proper function of a gun.
Yeah, it may be part of a promotional video for guard dog training services or something. I didn't want to point out the potential fakedness until people had fun watching it. I hate spoilers.
Even if this video is fake, it happened to a client who owned a liquor store. Exact same way. Robber had no idea there was a dog, and the dog got shot. The FBI wanted the bullet, but we wouldn't take it out as it would have injured the dog to do so. We always knew that dog was going to bite someone some day, just didn't think he'd be called a hero for it.
He has some sort of fancy dog-launching gun
If we're not careful this will lead to Dog-Storm, capable of launching 10,000 dogs a second.
the shove is what makes this so great. Greater than just a stupid thief, which is usually pretty great. damn, you can tell I'm exausted, I can't make with the good sentences.
What makes this fake:
The guy stands there with this fakey "OH LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPEN-ING TO ME!" when, in real life, guy would grab one of the DOZENS OF GUNS LYING AROUND HIM and maybe, you know...threaten the guy or shoot him or something.
a flaming monkey
It probably is a fake though, because it's kinda ridiculous. Still...Think of the possibilities...The possibilities of DOGS!!!!!!
Maybe the robber was some stupid methhead, he handed an unloaded gun and the guy tried to shoot him with it. He figures at this point, it would be more humane and humorous to sick Killer on him than put a round in his head. Thats what I'm believing, anyway.
also good against people griping about background checks
If we outlaw guns only dogs will outlaw gun laws.
I like how this guy has about 500 guns at his disposal, and this is how things play out.
|Caminante Nocturno |
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Dogs! Is there anything they can't do?
I for one wish to subscribe to this security prospect.
The robber is wearing a bite sleeve.
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