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Desc:Guy attempting to rob what looks like a gun store is thwarted in a new and exciting way.
Category:Crime, Humor
Tags:guns, dogs, robbery, security, guard
Submitted:dr_rock
Date:09/01/08
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Comment count is 35
almo
I like how he pushes the dog over the counter as if it were disposable.
petep
his movements and expressions are so natural and unconcerned that i like to imagine he just resumed standing at the counter after the video was over

Cleaner82
GO GIT IM.

kingofthenothing
the dog WAS disposable.

baleen
awesome!
a flaming monkey
Why would you try and rob a gun store? Of all the places that are likely for the attendant to be armed and well trained in the use of firearms.
Oh well...DOGS!!!
Cleaner82
Because in the movies the bad guy is like, "I needs a gun."

And the gun guy gives him a bigass gun and he's like, "This thing'll blow the door off a meat locker. That'll be five hundred bucks."

And then the bad guy shoots him.

Noober
I'm going to post this on poe-news next time someone argues for handguns as a way to deter crime.

DOGS!
Noober
oh yeah, also, this is totally fake
Konversekid
I agree
1.The guy is wearing a jacket which is huge, while the other guy is wearing a t-shirt. So it is likely for protection from wild beasts.
2.He also leans right over the counter as if he was trying to stab him with his gun. I would assume someone robbing a gun store would know a little about the proper function of a gun.

dr_rock
Yeah, it may be part of a promotional video for guard dog training services or something. I didn't want to point out the potential fakedness until people had fun watching it. I hate spoilers.

zatojones
Also I've never been in a gun store where the employees all didn't wear guns at all times

Desidiosus
Maybe he had a little bayonet on his pistol and didn't want to waste bullets, did you ever think of that Mr. Smartass?

Hay Belly
Even if this video is fake, it happened to a client who owned a liquor store. Exact same way. Robber had no idea there was a dog, and the dog got shot. The FBI wanted the bullet, but we wouldn't take it out as it would have injured the dog to do so. We always knew that dog was going to bite someone some day, just didn't think he'd be called a hero for it.

Stog
DOGS
fluffy
He has some sort of fancy dog-launching gun
glasseye
Clearly demonstrating the urgent need for new dog-launching gun control laws.

SolRo
You already took away his 30 round dog-clips, the poor man is down to a single shooter

dementomstie
If we're not careful this will lead to Dog-Storm, capable of launching 10,000 dogs a second.

Doctor Arcane
You know, that woldn't go over well in Muslim countries.

oogaBooga
Dog-storm. Needs an animated .gif by cyriak.

dementomstie
the shove is what makes this so great. Greater than just a stupid thief, which is usually pretty great. damn, you can tell I'm exausted, I can't make with the good sentences.
StanleyPain
What makes this fake:

The guy stands there with this fakey "OH LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPEN-ING TO ME!" when, in real life, guy would grab one of the DOZENS OF GUNS LYING AROUND HIM and maybe, you know...threaten the guy or shoot him or something.
UnderANeonHalo
Guns on the shelf aren't loaded, that's insanely irresponsible and illegal in most if not all states. That said I have yet to enter a gun store where every employ was not openly wearing their "everyday carry" like a name tag.

a flaming monkey
It probably is a fake though, because it's kinda ridiculous. Still...Think of the possibilities...The possibilities of DOGS!!!!!!

Doctor Arcane
Maybe the robber was some stupid methhead, he handed an unloaded gun and the guy tried to shoot him with it. He figures at this point, it would be more humane and humorous to sick Killer on him than put a round in his head. Thats what I'm believing, anyway.

Billie_J_Buttfuck
Timing.
chumbucket
also good against people griping about background checks
Enjoy
If we outlaw guns only dogs will outlaw gun laws.
bopeton
I like how this guy has about 500 guns at his disposal, and this is how things play out.
Caminante Nocturno
Dogs. Dogs!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS!!!
j lzrd / swift idiot
Dogs! Is there anything they can't do?
bac
Meow.

Squeamish
I for one wish to subscribe to this security prospect.

Dogs.
Arnisador
The robber is wearing a bite sleeve.
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