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Category:Horror, Science & Technology
Tags:marketing, sarah haskins, creepy secondlife swimming party, birth control
Submitted:heyitslozeau
Date:09/06/08
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ponpoko
EAT BURRITO
1394
Wear big earrings.
Binro the Heretic
Crying = Fun

WHAT?
Binro the Heretic
ACK! Wrong "Target Women" video.

This was intended for the "Chick Flick" one. Firefox apparently doesn't like this video player. I have to open them in IE tabs. Since I am lazy and don't want to have to keep logging into PoEtv on IE, I leave the original tab open and post the comments there.

I fail at the Internet and life.

Smellvin
This does bring up an important point though: women's heads don't function like our manly brains. They happen to have rocks and stuff up there that prevent them from functioning logically for more than several hours at a time.

By crying, women can excrete the effluents produced by their highly inefficient brains which fill their heads and make them uncomfortable. After relieving themselves, they go back and act (relatively) normally for a few more hours. It is by this process that we men may enjoy such wonderful things from them as cooking, cleaning, and sex without any major lapses of total, permanent insanity or inconvenient, messy, head-exploding death.

Binro the Heretic
I stand by my 3-star rating.

It's kind of weird that her icon for sex is a pair of handcuffs.

waxeater
Binro seems to have a bit of a problem understanding jokes.

Caminante Nocturno
Well, as soon as one of these videos makes a joke, we'll be able to tell.

waxeater
I heard you like anime.

Cleaner82
There is an awkward lack of people yelling in Japanese that I find unappealing.

mouser
Actualy, this Target Women thing is well executed. Presenter could work on her posture a bit.

As for the content of this particular episode, nice. Burrito Earrings.
Screwtape
She's like that chick in highschool who had the backbrace, but it could never quite fix it 100%.

CornOnTheCabre
i still cant believe sarah haskins doesnt have a job with E! yet.

i dont even care if she doesnt want one, it should have unwillfully assimilated her by now.
CornOnTheCabre
this was totally intended for both recent Target Women videos.

im just really contrived and have nothing new to say for any of the other front page entries.

Hooper_X
The problem is, she's already alienated 99% of their advertisers with these clips.

SpookyElectric
are you kidding? E! thrives on women being stereotypes of themselves (Sunset Tan?). I think the only exception would be The Soup, and Joel McHale will fight to the death to keep that gig.

ProfessorChaos
The best one of these Target: Women things is the Yogurt one.
In fact, they are all pretty accurate- and some of them are even pretty funny.
kennydra
Ever since I saw the yogurt one I have noticed that EVERY SINGLE other yogurt commercial features a woman in a grey hoodie. What is with that demographic?

Screwtape
Bitches need to take their cunt pills.
Camonk
I ain't wearin' no gunny sack.

SecretJunk
that is the worst reply in the whole of the universe

Lurchi
Handcuffs=sex...
Jeff Fries
Like what is that, right?

GoneGirl
I am, in fact, interested in birth control that will turn me into a mutant.
racetraitor
I was on Seasonique for a while. It fucked my shit up. And maybe turned me into a mutant.

But I'm better now.
Caminante Nocturno
You're not funny.

Get off the stage.

Booooo.
Sudan no1
you like anime lol

Caminante Nocturno
you like terrible comedians lol

waxeater
Honestly, Sudan wins that one. Hands down.

FABIO2
Just think of her as someone old enough to fit FOUR underage schoolgirls into one.

Caminante Nocturno
FABIO2, take your horrible fetish fantasies elsewhere.

Albuquerque Halsey
Needs "Even the Queen" tag.








...just google it.
waxeater
Let's put these on the magazine website!
Cleaner82
Vaginal birth-control ring...?
Screwtape
At the moment before ejaculation it constricts the penis so that no semen enters the vagina.

Jeff Fries
Too dykey to disprove Hitchens, but funny nonetheless.
chumbucket
does "Emotional" have a website or webcam cuz I will be ALL OVER THAT SHIT
King of Balls
I like "logical" because she's more angular.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Thank god she can finally get rid of that hut.
glasseye
Brilliant.
RomancingTrain
I coulda sworn I'd seen that creepy secondlife swimming party commercial with real actresses. Is there a life action version, or was I just high?
Chip
No, I saw the real version earlier today.

These Target Women things are hit or miss, but this one's the best I've seen.

Rudy
"Good work on the picture-slides, Carol. Let's put these on the Magazine Website!"

That bit cracked me the fuck up for some reason.
Crucifried
I've noticed this recently and it's creeped me the fuck out. And then when I told my friends about how creepy Birth Control ads are, they were like "We aren't women, we don't know how horrible THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE is. It's not creepy at all that the reason these pills were created isn't mentioned in these ads, and that they are selling these pills based on a stereotyping of women as EMOTIONAL PEDIOD BITCHES and getting women to take it out of fear of something natural and beneficial to their bodies!" They also told me that they bet no woman would pass up a chance to take drugs to not have a period. I told them I knew of one. I was talking about my feminist ex-girlfriend, but Sarah Haskins too, I guess.

Also: Yaz sounds like a slang term for vagina.
Mayberry Pancakes
The menstrual cycle is a period of nonstop physical and emotional devastation that cannot be managed without the help of creepy condescending drugs!

I think I have seen maybe one ad that markets birth control as, you know, actual birth control, and even then it was in really vague "uh um well what if stuff happens?" terms. Women can't handle honesty, you know.

kingofthenothing
You know, it's almost like people try to use emotional content to advertise products to women... strange...
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