themilkshark      WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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Baby Finster      If you spend too much time with threes, their neurotoxins turn you into this.
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Caminante Nocturno They're eating her!
Then they're going to eat me!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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Lurchi     noise pollution
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TheDevilsDictionary      If they got the chance trees would kill you and everyone you care about.
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mouser      Wow! We'd need to find these folks and surprise them with chainsaws just for the looks on their faces!
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Tstyle   These humans need to be stalked and eaten alive by a large predator.
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Lurchi Only if you're wearing hockey masks.
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Poor Excuse      What happened to tree hugging? Must everything be so fucking intense nowadays?
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chumbucket      I want to print 5000 copies of the entire transcript of this show on high quality pulp fiber paper
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lieutenant halfabeef      "Come, Cloudchaser, come with us."
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dueserpenti      I just don't know what to say. Probably something about the decadence of American society. Mostly I just want to wander the old growth forests with a hickory switch giving these people something to cry about.
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baleen
God, I hate Earth First.
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simon666 "I WANT TO MOURN THE LOSS OF ALL THE OLD GROWTH!"
jesus lady, you are, aren't you? if this isn't mourning i'd hate to see their "real" or "actual" mourning.
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Gojira1000      You think anyone sitting in that clearing has ever actually had to work for a living? Outside a plastic, steel and wood-pulp-fiber-fronted office cubicle, I mean.
Then again, people this divorced from reality have at least the ability to amuse me.
Shine on, you loopy fuckers.
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almo      Trees don't have feelings, honey.
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Udderdude Trees r teh sux.
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Caminante Nocturno      The "Weird Al" vibe that last girl gave off had to have been deliberate.
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Ursa_minor      Well, this will certainly help.
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Ursa_minor These people claim to be 'in tune' with nature, yet set themselves apart from it and think they have a better idea of how it should work. It boggles my brain.
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TeenerTot     I get the feeling they all LARPed in that forest later in the evening.
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Rafiki      So this is basically like an insane Christian revival meeting, except with treehugging and hippies. All that's missing is a guy slapping people in the forehead and sending them into spasms.
"Bring me to this cathedral."
Yep.
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DMKA      That's it, I'm registering Republican.
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RomancingTrain      Syndee L'ome Grace
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious      Precursors to Alpha Centauri's Gaians.
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RockBolt      Oh if only they knew how many trees had to die to produce those clothes and metal jewelry
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mouser Metal jewelry!?? You insensitive clod! That rock was full of life!!!!!!!
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StanleyPain      I like trees and shit too, but jesus get some perspective you fucking morons.
These are people I hear loudly talking in cafes about how they've ESCAPED THE SYSTEM MAN and all this shit while they pay $5 for their coffee and order more $100 Birkenstocks on their $1000 laptop.
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Dinky Patterson     I was expecting better weepin' and wailin' than that.
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fluffy      Do they even show the tree up-close and what happened to it? Couldn't it have been felled by wildlife? Porcupines cause damage which looks very similar to what little they showed of the tree itself.
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Big Muddy      Permission to grieve old growth sir!
Permission granted.
WHAAAAGH!
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Man Who Fights Like Woman      T Crazy Lady: That is not a cathedral, that is a forest.
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zatojones      Well anything that makes hippies cry
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pineapplejuicer      for the first time in my life i am really happy the vietnam war happened
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Wombles     These people need some real problems. May I suggest serious injustice or cancer?
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