|Fur is Murder |
I hear the guy who designed this thing got arrested.
Turns out he was bragging about how much kids loved to ride his dick.
God, the music is fantastic.
|Mother Lumper |
i feel like this is what poetv is all about.
Man, that balloon looks like it needs to get checked out by a doctor.
|Caminante Nocturno |
You realize that there is no way this thing could have been designed this way by accident.
The music, the penis forever cumming kids, the green spotty skin... oh man. It would have been even better if the entrance was a butt.
Also: Farting Bohemian Rhapsody.
I suppose if they're discontinued from parties, they can be used for that rebirthing BS. At least it wouldn't involve drowning your kids.
No. This is a fever dream. I will wake up in the morning to find that this video never happened, that it was merely some deep, forgotten, reptilian fragment of my subconscious briefly bursting forth and hijacking my perceptions. You are all a lie. This is a lie. I do not believe this!
|Timothy A. Bear |
Really makes you think.
A tear went down my cheek... beautiful!
Cum for the penis-shaped slide, stay for the hand-fart music.
The white markings on the landing tarp aren't helping things, either.
How can you actually design and sell this thing? Geez. Being a parent on site I'd have knifed the thing!
Given those aren't my kids, it's funny!
There are, like, so many levels to this video, man.
how does a parent let a kid go into that thing?
Dude should get that checked out by a doctor.
|Honest Abe |
that's not a kazoo, it's the hand fart guy
It's a little painful watching kids spread open the tip like that.
Was...Was this slide honestly not intended to resemble a giant, child-spewing phallus?
|Jimmy Labatt |
That slide is badass but the music definitely makes this
The BMEZine.com company picnic looks like a lot of fun.
This is the second most perfect video on the entire internet.
Just game back from the direct clip of this on YouTube. There are over 800 comments and not a god damn thing in terms of explanation or context.
After the children, they started throwing beehives down the slide.
This is some John Waters shit right here
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I have never, NEVER BEFORE, laughed quite as hard as I am right now. You win today, Internet.
I have to wonder about the organizers of this event that thought "THAT! Right There! That's the design of inflatable slide that I've been looking for! That's perfect!"
And I'm a fan of Musical Mike Keefer as much as the next Weird Al fan, but the music's a bit much. And by "a bit much" I mean it's the most amazing performance I've ever heard.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I didn't realize what the music was until 1:17 and at that point I could barely breathe.
Wow. That's, uh.. a neat slide. Somebody got arrested or sued on account of it, that much i'm sure of.
Oh god ... I laughed so hard I started to choke ...
There's a steady stream of children, then there's none, then four pop out in one go. Just like kidney stones !
Whoever did the music deserves some sort of award.
This video kills fascists.
There is nothing about this I don't love.
I want a film adaptation of this vid.
|Error Again |
This one had me laughing for a long time. Who needs pills to make you happy?
This is POETV.
This is JUST LIKE Chou Aniki.
It looks like something from the world of the YELLOW SUBMARINE cartoon.
Made getting fired today not feel as bad.
|The God of Biscuits |
What a lovely juxtaposition.
Wow, how did I miss this? Five Stars.
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