|TinManic - 2008-10-06 |
worst. star trek. ever.
Voyager is the worst Trek ever in the same way CSI:Miami is the worst cop show ever. Its bad...but in such a good way.
|IrishWhiskey - 2008-10-06 |
All of Voyager was cringe-worthy. This was just the overture to several years of stilted, dull crap.
|KnowFuture - 2008-10-06 |
They didn't decide to be a Starfleet crew BEFORE they got on the goddamn ship?
-2 for being pre Seven-Of-Nine.
Half the crew were criminals being escorted to prison by Voyager, and after most of the original crew died they drafted that very episode to be Starfleet officers for the first time.
Although you'd think this would be a defining characteristic of the show... nope. Its forgotten damn quick.
The idea of a bunch of terrorists working together with officers of the very government they seek to destroy is pretty damn good. Obviously TOO good for this show, as it was completely forgotten and ignored after like the third episode, in favor of a cyborg chick with big titties.
|Xenocide - 2008-10-07 |
I love how her speech is nothing but a transparent pitch for the damn show. "ALONE. In an uncharted part of the galaxy! New friends and enemies! Unknown dangers! Mr. Paris, set a course for EXCITEMENT!"
"Aye, Captain! We should arrive be arriving at our destination every Tuesday night at nine, right after Moesha!"
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-10-07 |
"Captain, this vessel was not built to withstand so much exposition!"
|zatojones - 2008-10-07 |
"Oh shit. Janeway's been hitting the sauce again. Let's hope this speech doesn't ramble as long as the last one"
|HURF BLURF DUH - 2008-10-07 |
That hairdo is the result of experimental experimentation resulting in an experiment of bad results.
|Rudy - 2008-10-07 |
Gotta love that strategy.
"Let's just bumble around deep space until we find some other crazy, omnipotent entity and ask him to magi... er, I MEAN SCIENCE us back to Starfleet."
|boner - 2008-10-07 |
We're 70 years from home? Fuck it. If anybody needs me I'll be in the holodeck jerking off for the next 70 years minus one day.
It's a good thing the holodeck energy is incompatible with vital systems, otherwise we wouldn't get any haywire holodeck episodes.
|sliggy - 2008-10-07 |
My mom fucking loves this show, but refuses to watch Deep Space Nine.
We avoid Star Trek discussions the way other families discuss topics like religion or politics.
The Dominion War arc should be required viewing for Trek nerds.
|baleen - 2008-10-07 |
I tried to watch this show once. It went like this:
"Wow, a new new star trek. Doody doody doo. What the fuck, there's an indian guy." Then I turned it off and never watched it again.
They even invented a new minority
I hate to defend any part of Voyager, but the holographic doctor was kind of a cool character (not enough to save the show from its horrid mediocrity, but still...)
|thebaronsdoctor - 2008-10-07 |
I like how limp her arms are when she walks around. They're all just woooooowoooooowwoooooooo!
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