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Desc:Sporting her first experimental hairdo, Captain Janeway gives the very first obligatory monologue.
Category:Classic TV Clips
Tags:star trek, speech, voyager, Janeway, bad 1st season hair
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Date:10/06/08
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Comment count is 26
TinManic
worst. star trek. ever.
garcet71283
Voyager is the worst Trek ever in the same way CSI:Miami is the worst cop show ever. Its bad...but in such a good way.

Nikon
I dunno, man. Voyager sucked, but Enterprise was the one that killed Star Trek, so I gotta say that Enterprise was the worst Star Trek we've had (other than Star Trek V).

IrishWhiskey
All of Voyager was cringe-worthy. This was just the overture to several years of stilted, dull crap.

KnowFuture
They didn't decide to be a Starfleet crew BEFORE they got on the goddamn ship?

-2 for being pre Seven-Of-Nine.

IrishWhiskey
Half the crew were criminals being escorted to prison by Voyager, and after most of the original crew died they drafted that very episode to be Starfleet officers for the first time.

Although you'd think this would be a defining characteristic of the show... nope. Its forgotten damn quick.

garcet71283
5 stars for the above reply...

rroach
Five stars for me for not knowing the basic premise of Voyager... well, for not knowing up until I read that.

Goddamnit.

Xenocide
The idea of a bunch of terrorists working together with officers of the very government they seek to destroy is pretty damn good. Obviously TOO good for this show, as it was completely forgotten and ignored after like the third episode, in favor of a cyborg chick with big titties.

Xenocide
I love how her speech is nothing but a transparent pitch for the damn show. "ALONE. In an uncharted part of the galaxy! New friends and enemies! Unknown dangers! Mr. Paris, set a course for EXCITEMENT!"

"Aye, Captain! We should arrive be arriving at our destination every Tuesday night at nine, right after Moesha!"
Terminal Button
Dear lord that was funny what you wrote.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
I think POE could use some Moesha right about now.

Caminante Nocturno
"Captain, this vessel was not built to withstand so much exposition!"
zatojones
"Oh shit. Janeway's been hitting the sauce again. Let's hope this speech doesn't ramble as long as the last one"
HURF BLURF DUH
That hairdo is the result of experimental experimentation resulting in an experiment of bad results.
Rudy
Gotta love that strategy.

"Let's just bumble around deep space until we find some other crazy, omnipotent entity and ask him to magi... er, I MEAN SCIENCE us back to Starfleet."


boner
We're 70 years from home? Fuck it. If anybody needs me I'll be in the holodeck jerking off for the next 70 years minus one day.
FABIO2
It's a good thing the holodeck energy is incompatible with vital systems, otherwise we wouldn't get any haywire holodeck episodes.

sliggy
My mom fucking loves this show, but refuses to watch Deep Space Nine.

We avoid Star Trek discussions the way other families discuss topics like religion or politics.
Nikon
The Dominion War arc should be required viewing for Trek nerds.

baleen

I tried to watch this show once. It went like this:
"Wow, a new new star trek. Doody doody doo. What the fuck, there's an indian guy." Then I turned it off and never watched it again.
GuyCorngood
You made the right choice.

FABIO2
Woman captain, native american first officer, asian, black vulcan, female mulatto Klingon, token white guy.


All they needed was a spunky kid in a wheelchair.

Gwago
They even invented a new minority

HOLOGRAM

Nikon
I hate to defend any part of Voyager, but the holographic doctor was kind of a cool character (not enough to save the show from its horrid mediocrity, but still...)

thebaronsdoctor
I like how limp her arms are when she walks around. They're all just woooooowoooooowwoooooooo!
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