I would love this guy to narrate something really horrible, like Holocaust footage.
What the hell?
"Yeah, so here's this game anyway let's go to the last level and beat the final boss, isn't this COOOL??"
this game sucked
This is the only game I've played that I've actually beaten! THIS GAME RULES!
"What could possibly go wrong?"
Bubsy offers jokes, voices, flying, swimming, tree, smoked gouda, Pablo Escobar, vitamin B-12, and terrible sentence structure.
Bubsy! I remember playing this game. Please tell me he reviews Aero the Acrobat or Plok.
I had Bubsy, and that "easy to beat" line is a load of horseshit. Controls that felt like the levels were covered in vaseline, instant death from enemies and water, unpredictable offscreen action (like those water rides), and a game system that encouraged running headlong at top-speed anyway.
Maybe I just needed magical autist powers or something. Five stars for RAGE.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Everything about Bubsy can be summed up with the word 'regrettable'.
I lost it somewhere during the end of his prolonged explanation of how to beat the last boss.
|Unmerciful Crushing Force |
Honestly, this game looked pretty damn good for the two days after it came out. Then you realized stuff like Dynamite Headdy was also out BUT NO ONE FUCKING BOUGHT IT. HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE DYNAMITE HEADDY PILOT WITH DYNAMITE HEADDY TOYS FILLING UP THE SHELVES AND THEN A 25 YEAR RETROSPECTIVE ON DYNAMITE HEADDY.
This video consumes everyone's soul into becoming the very thing they hate. Five stars.
"His voice is funny due to his accent !"
This man probably thinks Bug ! and Gex were strokes of genius in that case.
So in conclusion, it's one of the greatest games ever made, because there's no challenge?
I'm starting to see why everyone rates these so high. They just get better and better.
I liked this game.
My brain can't handle anybody else but Ulillillia talking about Bubsy. He owns that scene, man.
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