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Comment count is 29
jreid - 2011-09-06

5 stars for the vending machine rampage alone, and an entire fucking galaxy of violently beautiful supernovae for Morricone.


Ursa_minor - 2011-09-06

Seconding this.
His music still has the weirdest effect on me, as if it's not entirely real - or it's a glimpse into a world where shit matters.


fatatty - 2011-09-07

A video of a man killing people with a vending machine really shouldn't be able to give me chills.


Squeamish - 2011-09-06

It's like the most violent buddy cop movie I've ever seen.


Pompoulus - 2011-09-06

The very end was as close to a climactic vending machine shootout sequence as I think we'll ever get.


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2011-09-06

Derek Smart approves.


baleen - 2011-09-06

whatever happened to that guy.


Burnov - 2011-09-07

DEREK SMART'S DESKTOP COMMANDURHHH!


I used to have high hopes for his games back in the day.

I remember playing the first version of BC3k and thought it had potential.

My cousin bought me a copy of battlecruiser millennium for one cent online.

And I was kind of hopeful for universal combat but... eh.

Oh well.

Still.

Derek Smart provided many lulz back when SA was in its heyday.


FABIO - 2011-09-06

Can you beat the whole game like this?


scrungus - 2011-09-06

cheap-ass game won't let you bring a vending machine into the boss fights


Kumquatxop - 2011-09-06

I carried a hacked turret all the way into the Namir fight and it basically mowed him down


Merzbau - 2011-09-06

You are loose cannon, vending machine, but you are DAMN GOOD COP.


Squeamish - 2011-09-06

Turn in your Hershey's Bar, vending machine! That little dust-up you had in the food court cost the lives of ten innocent people!


SolRo - 2011-09-06

Why you run from vending machine?! it just candy!


chumbucket - 2011-09-07

Not sure that's a standard issue vending machine.


dead_cat - 2011-09-07

"I hate everything you stand for, Vending Machine, but I'd give my legs and then some for more cops like you on the force."


Merzbau - 2011-09-06

Did anyone else notice the "sales of lemon-lime up 45%, orange down 20%" crawl under one of the news reports?


Squeamish - 2011-09-08

If you're going to vend, vend. Don't talk.


Squeamish - 2011-09-08

Dammit, that was supposed to be a reply to PacoBird.


Pacobird - 2011-09-07

There are two kinds of men in the world: men with candy bars, and men who dig.


Robin Kestrel - 2011-09-07

Luckily, they're lighter than most.


MacGyver Style Bomb - 2011-09-07

And I just hid in the vents and took pot-shots during that big fight.


fluffy - 2011-09-07

Chekov's vending machine


Dr. Lobotomy - 2011-09-07

2:24 No way I'm doing this sober


MacGyver Style Bomb - 2011-09-07

And the best thing is that in this game, getting boozed up actually gives you a health bonus.


Dr. Lobotomy - 2011-09-07

That and the video game logic of turning invisible, running into a crowd of dudes and just laying down a beatdown just pausing for a sec to bite into a couple energy bars to maintain the mojo needed to continue the invisible beatdown.

It would have been a nice touch to get to look into Adam Jensen's fridge to find nothing but energy bars and booze.


Louddetective - 2011-09-07

wow that was awesome, and ended perfectly


kingofthenothing - 2011-09-07

Immerse yourself in TASTE, motherfuckers!


CornOnTheCabre - 2011-09-13

Murder Vending Machine > Weighted Companion Cube


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