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Desc:Abusing a physics engine and a vending machine to Ennio Morricone
Category:Video Games
Tags:vending machine, deus ex, ennio morricone, Asshole Physics
Submitted:GravidWithHate
Date:09/06/11
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Comment count is 29
jreid - 2011-09-06
5 stars for the vending machine rampage alone, and an entire fucking galaxy of violently beautiful supernovae for Morricone.
Ursa_minor - 2011-09-06
Seconding this.
His music still has the weirdest effect on me, as if it's not entirely real - or it's a glimpse into a world where shit matters.

fatatty - 2011-09-07
A video of a man killing people with a vending machine really shouldn't be able to give me chills.

Squeamish - 2011-09-06
It's like the most violent buddy cop movie I've ever seen.
Pompoulus - 2011-09-06
The very end was as close to a climactic vending machine shootout sequence as I think we'll ever get.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2011-09-06
Derek Smart approves.
baleen - 2011-09-06
whatever happened to that guy.

Burnov - 2011-09-07
DEREK SMART'S DESKTOP COMMANDURHHH!


I used to have high hopes for his games back in the day.

I remember playing the first version of BC3k and thought it had potential.

My cousin bought me a copy of battlecruiser millennium for one cent online.

And I was kind of hopeful for universal combat but... eh.

Oh well.

Still.

Derek Smart provided many lulz back when SA was in its heyday.

FABIO - 2011-09-06
Can you beat the whole game like this?
scrungus - 2011-09-06
cheap-ass game won't let you bring a vending machine into the boss fights

Kumquatxop - 2011-09-06
I carried a hacked turret all the way into the Namir fight and it basically mowed him down

Merzbau - 2011-09-06
You are loose cannon, vending machine, but you are DAMN GOOD COP.
Squeamish - 2011-09-06
Turn in your Hershey's Bar, vending machine! That little dust-up you had in the food court cost the lives of ten innocent people!

SolRo - 2011-09-06
Why you run from vending machine?! it just candy!

chumbucket - 2011-09-07
Not sure that's a standard issue vending machine.

dead_cat - 2011-09-07
"I hate everything you stand for, Vending Machine, but I'd give my legs and then some for more cops like you on the force."

Merzbau - 2011-09-06
Did anyone else notice the "sales of lemon-lime up 45%, orange down 20%" crawl under one of the news reports?
Squeamish - 2011-09-08
If you're going to vend, vend. Don't talk.

Squeamish - 2011-09-08
Dammit, that was supposed to be a reply to PacoBird.

Pacobird - 2011-09-07
There are two kinds of men in the world: men with candy bars, and men who dig.
Robin Kestrel - 2011-09-07
Luckily, they're lighter than most.
MacGyver Style Bomb - 2011-09-07
And I just hid in the vents and took pot-shots during that big fight.
fluffy - 2011-09-07
Chekov's vending machine
Dr. Lobotomy - 2011-09-07
2:24 No way I'm doing this sober
MacGyver Style Bomb - 2011-09-07
And the best thing is that in this game, getting boozed up actually gives you a health bonus.

Dr. Lobotomy - 2011-09-07
That and the video game logic of turning invisible, running into a crowd of dudes and just laying down a beatdown just pausing for a sec to bite into a couple energy bars to maintain the mojo needed to continue the invisible beatdown.

It would have been a nice touch to get to look into Adam Jensen's fridge to find nothing but energy bars and booze.

Louddetective - 2011-09-07
wow that was awesome, and ended perfectly
kingofthenothing - 2011-09-07
Immerse yourself in TASTE, motherfuckers!
CornOnTheCabre - 2011-09-13
Murder Vending Machine > Weighted Companion Cube
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