5 stars for the vending machine rampage alone, and an entire fucking galaxy of violently beautiful supernovae for Morricone.
It's like the most violent buddy cop movie I've ever seen.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Derek Smart approves.
DEREK SMART'S DESKTOP COMMANDURHHH!
I used to have high hopes for his games back in the day.
I remember playing the first version of BC3k and thought it had potential.
My cousin bought me a copy of battlecruiser millennium for one cent online.
And I was kind of hopeful for universal combat but... eh.
Derek Smart provided many lulz back when SA was in its heyday.
Can you beat the whole game like this?
You are loose cannon, vending machine, but you are DAMN GOOD COP.
Turn in your Hershey's Bar, vending machine! That little dust-up you had in the food court cost the lives of ten innocent people!
Did anyone else notice the "sales of lemon-lime up 45%, orange down 20%" crawl under one of the news reports?
If you're going to vend, vend. Don't talk.
Dammit, that was supposed to be a reply to PacoBird.
There are two kinds of men in the world: men with candy bars, and men who dig.
|Robin Kestrel |
Luckily, they're lighter than most.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
And I just hid in the vents and took pot-shots during that big fight.
Chekov's vending machine
|Dr. Lobotomy |
2:24 No way I'm doing this sober
MacGyver Style Bomb
And the best thing is that in this game, getting boozed up actually gives you a health bonus.
That and the video game logic of turning invisible, running into a crowd of dudes and just laying down a beatdown just pausing for a sec to bite into a couple energy bars to maintain the mojo needed to continue the invisible beatdown.
It would have been a nice touch to get to look into Adam Jensen's fridge to find nothing but energy bars and booze.
wow that was awesome, and ended perfectly
Immerse yourself in TASTE, motherfuckers!
Murder Vending Machine > Weighted Companion Cube
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