|Umaro - 2008-11-02 |
How about I vote yes on shutting that douchebag up.
That "douchebag" is one year away from retiring with a pension and he's ready to put it all on the line for the children. Since when did being a selfless hero make one a "douchebag?"
No, seriously, that guy was one year from retiring with a pension, really for serious.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-11-02 |
Those poor, poor, douchebags.
THE MUSIC MAKES ME FEEL SO SORRY FOR THEM
|Konversekid - 2008-11-02 |
Vote Yes on Prop 8, it takes a minor inconvenience out of an easy job.
|chairsforcheap - 2008-11-02 |
marriage has never denied gay couples their right to live the way they choose!
--unless they wanna get married?
|Jeff Fries - 2008-11-02 |
"Kids don't get divorce, let alone gay attraction!"
That sounds pretty impossible. "Usually boys like girls and girls like boys. But sometimes some boys like boys, and some girls like girls."
|fluffy - 2008-11-02 |
Until the last 30 seconds I could have sworn this was a parody. After the last 30 seconds I'm still not so sure.
|whensaidthemoon - 2008-11-02 |
That guy looks awfully familiar.
Needs an "ACTING!!!" tag, but so does everything else around prop 8.
Out of the few I've seen, they're all terrible coming from both sides. Mormons breaking into lesbian homes, whatever the fuck point this was supposed to make.
It would be funnier if immediately after walking in and BAAAWWWing about how he can't teach gay marriage, she said "but you're a math teacher. Now get back to work"
Because seriously--when the fuck did they teach _marriage_ in school? I must have been skipping that day.
They did teach marriage in my high school. It was called "life management" class, and was basically about nothing but drugs and sex. And the teacher made it very clear that all monogamous relationships are marriages, and all marriages are straight.
I love abstinence-only programs.
|wormy_the_hole - 2008-11-02 |
"I became a teacher to mold children, not to mess em' up!"
|Camonk - 2008-11-03 |
You know what, California? PASS Prop 8. Just shut the fuck up about it.
No, I'm kidding, I hope everybody who votes yes on Prop 8 gets eaten by pit bulls.
You could just as a protest about legislating from the bench, which would put the ball back in the court of the electorate to create then vote in an amendment allowing gay marriage. This would have the added benefit of another round of ads that your gay grandchildren will find hilarious.
|Senator_Unger - 2008-11-03 |
Oh no! The Gay Nazis heard you! They're calling to shut down you and your poor, persecuted Christian way of life! Oh, if only the Gay Nazis didn't call all the shots in this country!
Thank GOD. I was really wondering who was on the phone.
Also, by GOD I of course meant Gay Jesus. So don't hurt me, gay protectors.
|StanleyPain - 2008-11-03 |
Who was on the phone?? WHO WAS ON THE PHONE???
HOW CAN YOU LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS?
It was Gay Satan, of course.
He calls every day at this time to taunt them with his victory. Then he sings sings some Rodgers and Hammerstein.
|glendower - 2008-11-03 |
Yeah, because schools teach kids about what marriage is. And they also teach that only married people have kids.
|Screwtape - 2008-11-03 |
I remember taking Social Dynamics and Marriage 203 in 3rd grade. It was confusing enough learning about how property law and civil litigation were often at odds according to the California code. Throw Gay Marriage in the mix and the curriculum becomes 10x harder!
|Xenocide - 2008-11-03 |
KIDS ARE STUPID AND CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF TWO PEOPLE IN LOVE.
KIDS ARE STUPID AND CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY TWO DUDES CAN'T MAKE A BABY AND I'M AFRAID TO TELL THEM
|Enjoy - 2008-11-03 |
I feel bad for these actors. The will be blacklisted by Hollywood for participating in this commercial. I suppose the lady with the hairlip knows she doesn't have a lot of work in Hollywood anyway but this is still a shame.
I'm going to recruit your kids so hard
|Xiphias - 2008-11-03 |
gay marriage is so awesome and incredible and that you will never be able to understand it
|GoneGirl - 2008-11-03 |
I can't watch these. I get too angry.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-11-03 |
Over sixty seconds of fear-mongering melodrama, with about seven seconds set aside to remind you why this particular brand of discrimination is acceptable.
|John_hmstr - 2008-11-04 |
No matter how you spin it, gay kids don't come from hetero marriages.... oh wait they do... wait a minute what does this add have to do with prop 8 again?
I also love that they use the term "Social Dynamic" in this add. They are also forgetting that hetero marriage is a "Social dynamic" that kids don't understand. Shit, I am an adult and I don't understand it.
P.S. this amendment to the state constitution is gonna get struck down as well, the constitution is for guaranteeing rights not removing them.
|mountain dew insimination - 2008-11-28 |
WHO WAS ON THE PHONE, WHO THE FUCK WAS ON THE PHONE
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