themilkshark 
You fucking cartoon character.
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Cleaner82
I take back everything I ever said about you Cena. Whatever your true beliefs, whatever your convictions, you are truly and clearly batshit insane. I am ashamed that I ever doubted you.
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garcet71283
Look at it this way Cena,
Now you can complain about the president instead of having to defend all the time. Much more fun.
I know I'm gonna enjoy it :D
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mr666
"Are you happy POETV?"
Yes sir, yes I am. Too show it, please enjoy this overly long emoticon showwing how happy I am:
o
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mr666 Hmm...my emoticon was cut off
o
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mr666 It seems me emoticon keeps getting killed. Oh well.
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Cleaner82 You could just have passed it off as irony. Too late now, LOSER.
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Frank Rizzo
omg that really is cena_mark
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Cleaner82 Evidence now points to the 'chain gang' thing not being a joke. Be afraid.
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socialist_hentai is that the same kitty blanket as this one?
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=33491
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Helena Handbasket
Ther eis no way this is NOT getting favorited and voted five stars like crazy. Hang in there Cena buddy!
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baleen
I AM A STAR.
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Camonk Yeah I think it's kind of sad for both of them that Cena's gone because they obviously had a sort of Holmes-Moriarty thing goin' on.
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j lzrd / swift idiot Baleen is like some kind of posterboy for attack targets, like a goddamn vitriol-magnet, and I don't even know what the hell he said to cement his position there! I swear though, that's gotta be the most useless mutant power EVER.
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TeflonDoc
Obama will reposess one of your pirate flags, and give it to someone needy.
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Dutch Oven Fresh Pie
Please, next one put a revolver in your mouth. If you need someone to post the video, msg me. k?
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HURF BLURF DUH
AH HA HA WE TOLD YOU SO
Your pretend laughs there sounded more like sobs, mark.
By the way, Obama is a better man and will be a better leader than you and everyone like you even deserve.
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RockBolt
there goes the 4th wall, eeee
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Stog
I knew it. I knew it! You're a real fuckin boy, Cena, don't let anyone tell you that you're a sockpuppet!
I knew you were fucking real, dude!
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Camonk
I... I take it back. Whatever I said, you're not a horrible troll. You're either actually a moron, or you're actually a brilliant troll. I'm sorry for everything I said Cena.
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Cleaner82 I think he's as close as humanity will ever come to a brilliant moron.
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aeso
All y'all.
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Hooker
Cena_mark has the kind of dedication that Billy Buttsex could only dream of.
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Cleaner82 I really never would have thought it, but Cena wins hands down.
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Camonk I wish I'd messed with him more so that I, too, could've gotten a mention. It seems stupid to have stayed out of it for fear of feeding the troll, now.
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KnowFuture
I'm sorry for everything I said except for the whole dick-eating thing.
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spencer
you'll be laughing when the economy tanks? i was gonna say "i doubt that" but you do seem pretty nuts.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Oh my GOD.
I thought at first, at first, that it was just some other dude on the Internet using the Cena_mark name...but...oh my god oh my god...this is real...
I believe what I am trying to say is
http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=45470
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sosage
The Internets is crazy...
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Keefu
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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cognitivedissonance
Love.
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Keefu
Oh god cena mark I love you. You are now either the greatest troll or the craziest motherfucker. Or both.
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Keefu No, I was pretty certain he was a big huge troll, but this was a hilariously bewildering video so I just typed stuff out in a rush.
His youtube account was made only a scant 2 days ago with each video done in this format of hilarious make up, so yeah he's a troll. It's still insane though.
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Brautwurst_Barbarian
So there is a god.
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AgentOrange
I am happy, thank you.
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Michael Houser
Yikes. I'm scared now. Are there any adults here?
(also amused)
(but still scared)
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Baldr
This guy kind of looks like Baleen.
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baleen
I beg your pardon.... *heehee*
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The Faghorn
Ahahaha. We told you so.
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paranex
Cheer up Cena_mark, you could always be a character in a John Waters movie -- you've got the accent!
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glasseye
Hilarity.
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Aoi
I have to admit, I've been pretty darn happy for a few hours now.
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KnowFuture
Oh, baleen, you kidder you.
Have I been force-feeding you dicks all this time?
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baleen
I wish that cena mark was me.
I really just wish I had that kind of talent.
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Hugo Gorilla
I was upset that he mentions North Carolina as "Carolina." No one says "Carolina" besides news anchors, people who don't live here, or recently arrived transplants. But then I see the replica of Captain Blackbeard's flag and realize ol' Edward Teach would've probably said "Carolina" in his day, too. Not to mention he's North Carolina's own pirate since he settle for a while on the N.C. coast and meet his end there fighting Lt. Maynard of the Royal Navy. So that's forgiven.
Ya har, Jim m'boy!
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SolRo
Aww, I get no mention?
Will the real cena_mark please make an insane comment
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Stopheles
Why is he painted up like Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz?
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zatojones
You look exactly like I always imagined you did
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a flaming monkey
This is great!
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heyitslozeau
my god. I thought someone had taken another video and recorded the voice as a joke separately.
I think i was wrong.
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NoCode
Your room is decorated like that of a petulant child.
It's perfect.
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svraz
Nice! Above and beyond. Well done sir.
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longwinded
this is the GREATEST
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DopeFiend
I can't believe that some of you guys think this is real. Still, five stars. I cannot wait to hear how the troll himself responds to this (unless this really is him, just trolling us through video. This shit is getting way too meta for me).
PS I am very happy today!
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Urburos
POOR YOU.
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grimcity
Umm... we told you so!
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fatatty
So who else was planning on cutting their hand and crying about it if Obama lost? I'm glad I wasn't the only one with that plan.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Hahahah that's a bouncer?
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
He sounds exactly as redneck as I expected.
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Genesis
"I'll be laughing last when the economy tanks."...no sir, it is we who shall be laughing because to make ends meet in your pathetic life you will have to sell your body for butthole pleasures of other even smellier and fatter men.
Good day.
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Clever Name
Is that correct pronunciation of poeTV?
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Keefu
I have a sneaking suspicion he submitted this himself.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO GODDAMN FUCKING WAY. OH MY GOD.
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Meerkat
It's OK, Cena_Mark, just keep an open mind and learn from your mistakes; then you will become one of us.
Nice make-up, though. No wonder you see everything in black and white terms. There are also shades of gay I MEAN GREY FUCK
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tamago
Is that our old friend theFlu in the YouTube comments? Awesome!
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tamago Oh wait I believe that is SARS. Whatever happened to him?
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Hugo Gorilla The best response to a SARS comment I've seen:
"Catch yourself and die."
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Keefu SARS/TheFlu still browses poetv apparently.
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mashedtater
Comments from Youtube:
"You let a ton of babyfur cat fanciers defeat you? "
the image of an army of old catladies attacking this noble young man warms my black heart.
stabbing him with blunt knitting needles! throwing coupons at him! asking him why, WHY he won't wear that sweater we bought him for Christmas with the Russian Blue licking the Calico.
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Camonk I think this might be my new favorite Poet-Vee comment. (Where I'm from, we pronounce the V like a letter, not a number.)
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Big Muddy
We have reached the event horizon of POETV.
An Hero...shiiiiiiiiiiit
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mystery_bouffe
When Obama wins, everybody wins.
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TheDevil'sWhore
Did he actually cut himself? This person has some serious mental health issues.
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Xiphias
wow
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Knuckles
I would like to point out that I was the first person to notice that baleen is cena_mark. http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=42069
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Desidiosus
I regret I missed this video earlier.
There are simply not enough words in the English language to reflect the glory of this video. Therefore, I won't use any.
:D
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Mayberry Pancakes
OH GOD I was not prepared for the first couple seconds of that video. I mean, I saw the preload image, but fuuuuuck.
This is incredible and awesome, but minus one star for that terror.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
"Ha, ha, ha. Shoot. Shoot shoot shoot."
Dear Cena_Mark:
No, no we are not happy. If you're going to, as you quote it, "AN HERO" yourself, you're supposed to cut UP your wrist, not SLASH it.
There is an easy way to memorize it. Think of your wrist like a street or a crosswalk, and think of the razor as you. YOU are supposed to WALK ALONG THE STREET, NOT ACROSS IT. Cut deep and cut up. Sever the arteries you incompetent fool.
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Old_Zircon
These stars are for the people who think this isn't more trolling.
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The Mothership
Ok, where did all of Cena's videos go?
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Old_Zircon
Let's hope this video becomes increasingly relevant over the next 48 hours.
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