Good, once he's in the army he can't bitch about the president.
Delusions of grandeur? Check.
Also, he walks away and: bam! Jean shorts!
So what ... uh. Now that Obama has been elected and there is nothing left to fight for, you have joined the army?
Wouldn't it make more sense to have ... ah, fuck it.
Oh god it's even better than I thought it'd be! Also, I think he's just going to Jackson Hewitt to check out his taxes.
Those are some baby making hips.
I keep expecting him to follow "THE CLARION CALL OF BATTLE" with, "THE TIDES OF DARKNESS ARE NOW AT HAND"
I hate Obama! And to prove it, I'll go join the Army where he is the top officer!
I think all of you misunderstood his meaning. His oyalty and patriotism to this country is NOT tied to any one weasely POLITICIAN that has a meager 4 year term. (especially since he can have a SIX year term of service, if he so chooses) Don't be so shortsighted, folks!
This man has made clear in the videos Toenails has not shown you that his loyalty is first and foremost to the defense of the Constitution. Kind of like the Romans gathering to Ptolemy and the Senate, while Caesar Julius gained "emergency" powers as dictator. Ever heard of the Oathkeepers? Hey! You might not like them or the Constitution, but they at least have conviction where bribery isn't concerned!
I begin to wonder if the popular guy is even the morally astue guy anymore...it's a little hard to deny the bribery allegations regarding the passage of health care...sorry, but I only speak what I observe. Maybe we should control and censor the media to avoid any more confusion for people like myself.
He sure waited long enough to enlist. Why, at this rate he might not make it to Iraq at all!
He's actually re-enlisting.... this guy is all kinds of batshit insane.
|wtf japan |
So it begins. Thank you, youtube!
The logical conclusion to this video is a shot of him exiting the recruiting station with his head hanging low and his lip pooched out. They don't let your kind of gay in the army, son.
|Robin Kestrel |
Like the "Please Don't Vote For A Democrat" music video, this is so far into unintentional self-parody that mocking it is almost impossible.
|Caminante Nocturno |
It's like a scene from a Lifetime movie made for men.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Election night was the most fun I ever had on the Internet that didn't involve my shorts being pulled down to my ankles. Although grossly overused and commonplace, pure schedenfreud can only describe my child like joy I felt from watching the epic teeth gnashing nuclear meltdown of FreeRepublic. Shit like this reminds me of that historical night.
hahaha those fuckin jean shorts
I"m thinking this guy might be an elaborate troll. His YT account feels like that sort of thing, and frankly this video just feels like an awesome parody.
It just keeps getting better and better.
|Corman's Inferno |
The David Caruso/Louis CK lovechild shaves his neckbeard and walks to a recruiting station. EPIC.
wah wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
"Sir, you are too fat to join the Army. But thank you for your interest!"
Where is my John Wayne? Where is my prairie son? What will happen when pasty white guys are forbidden from looking up at eagles, BY COMMUNISTS?
It seems that what happens is that they join the army, which means many of them will die. So I guess their master plan is to shrink the Republican base even more?
I love this guy.
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