Goethe and ernie I've long admired Wesley Willis because of exactly this kind of stuff. This really whips the llama's ass.
Camonk I slightly prefer Suck a Moose's cock but I mean it's all very good. Really get mad at someone and tell that person to suck a moose's cock and then to suck a male camel's stinky asshole. You will feel so much better.
Secret Messiah You're both wrong. The best song is Suck a Cheetah's Dick.